The word 'pire or Pire is another name for a vampire. Easy right? (Hipsters are fond of this word..They knew it before we did.)
Dude: "Man is that what I think it is?" Other dude: "Whatcha think it is??" Dude: "A 'Pire?" Other dude: "No way bro!! It's only one of those skanks from that band...umm One direction?..Yeah that's it!" Dude: "Oh lol their faces are funny." Other: "Pretty much."
Someone who cares about themselves and their reputation way too much, especially their physical appearance.
(A) Dude, stop being a pire, just admit to her that you watched 2 girls 1 cup, she won't think your a loser.
(B) Yeah she will, she'll think I'm a freak, I'll never get laid by her!
(A) DUDE shes fuckin ugly!