by bbwjill June 13, 2011
slang term used to describe the facial hair style of beard called a goatee.
In years past there was no women on pirate ships. The old pirates encouraged the younger deck hands to grow goatees.
When the older pirates received oral sex from the men with goatees the beard hair reminded them of a woman's pubic hair.
In years past there was no women on pirate ships. The old pirates encouraged the younger deck hands to grow goatees.
When the older pirates received oral sex from the men with goatees the beard hair reminded them of a woman's pubic hair.
Tristan couldn't wait to fuck Stephan's pirate's pussy, since the extra facial hair made him feel less gay.
by Dick Paradise February 28, 2012
by Child Pornography November 1, 2021
Someone, usually a new/infrequent acquaintance, who is constantly trying to sabotage your relationship with your girlfriend in the hopes of swooping in and taking your place.
Chauncy: I'm gonna be at the party around 10, you guys coming?
Ruttiger: Yeah, Svetlana and me should be there around that time.... man, I hope Hanns isn't gonna be there
Chauncy: Why not?
Ruttiger: Dude, that guy is a total pussy pirate. I swear he's making a play for Svetlana
Chauncy: huh. wanna pop a cap in his ass?
Ruttiger: Yeah, Svetlana and me should be there around that time.... man, I hope Hanns isn't gonna be there
Chauncy: Why not?
Ruttiger: Dude, that guy is a total pussy pirate. I swear he's making a play for Svetlana
Chauncy: huh. wanna pop a cap in his ass?
by Dishpan Hanns May 22, 2010
by Malcavious Xero August 12, 2006
Also A post-punk band based in Chicago, IL and Ann Arbor, MI. The Pussy Pirates are a mostly-female band and include the Tenor and Alto saxophones as well as the trumpet. They are known for their energetic, frenetic performances and zany stage antics.
by lingweestica January 3, 2008