when a guy cums in his lady's eye making me cover her eye like an eye patch and then he kicks her in the shin making her kick her leg up (kinda like a wooden leg i guess) making her jump around like a happy little pirate :D
mitchell gave tiffany a happy pirate last night
~DAMN theres NOT a visene for that!
(no wonder she said her shins hurt)
|2.||Super Angry Pirate|
An Angry Pirate is when you jizz in a chick's eye (any one), and kick her in the knee; causing he to cover her eye while hopping around on one leg. The covered eye represents an eye-patch, and the hopping represents a wooden/peg-leg. Thus creating an angry pirate.
A Super Angry Pirate, is when you cum on the chick's back, while she's in her slumber. Then place a bed-sheet on her back, and when she wakes up the sheet would be crust-stuck onto that bitch's back, representing the cape which Superman flies around in. Thus creating the Superman.
Now, put the two together.. Superman that hoe, then Angry Pirate her; thus creating a Super Angry Pirate! Now thats what I call a fucking Kodak Moment.
Dudeeeeeee, when ______ fell asleep, I Super Angry Pirate'd that bitch!
AWESOME! What'd she do when she recovered!?
She cried for a bit, but I just kicked her in the knee again and told her to get the fuck back in the kitchen.
A Pirate take on the Surprise Sex sexual move where "ya slide outta the mists like a ship at night, ya come along side her as she slumbers, then ya lay into her with cannons blazing guns firing and before she has time to react, ya disappear back into the night from whence ya came".
"Arrr. When i got home me wench was asleep on the couch, so i invisible pirated her and was out of harms way before she could bring about her long guns."
Noun: To make a copy or share a file in person that was pirated(definition 7).
A: "I just downloaded the first season of Lost!"
B: "I will have to Co-Pirate that."
A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate
Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.
|6.||The Rusty Pirate|
The Rusty Pirate is when you're banging a chick in her shit pipe from behind and then proceed to further own her whorish soul by reaching into her mouth with your index fingers and applying the always effective and potent technique known as the double fish hook. But wait, there's more... you then add the audible tone of "Arrrr, walk my plank you Sea Donkey!"
~ The End
After my date gave me the Rusty Trombone, I felt the need return the favor and proceeded to give her the Rusty Pirate. Arrrr!!!
The following rules apply to pirate road trips:
1. All involved dress like pirates.
2. No pirate may change their clothes or shower for the whole trip.
3. Aargh! is to be said as a part of every sentence.
4. The following word substitutions must be made at all times:
a) Car = Ship or Vessel
b) Driver = Captain
c) Left = Port
d) Right = Starboard
e) Girl/Woman = Wench
f) Steal = Pillage
5. On a rotating basis, one pirate in the ship is the Cabin Boy. The Cabin Boy must do whatever anyone else tells him to do.
6. The main beverage must be rum - wenches may drnk Bacardi Breezers.
7. Whenever there are empty bottles, it is time for Cannon Practice: try to hit roadsigns as you pass them.
8. If a pirate farts, he must call Windows Up. The ship windows must be rolled up, the air conditioner must be changed to recycled air, and nobody may wave the fart smell away from themselves.
Non-Pirate: Ten slabs of beer.
Pirate: Argh! What be this beer of which you speak? Ten bottles of your cheapest rum, check-out wench. Argh.