When a friend knocks out at a party, ejaculate on one of his eyes. When he wakes up, punch him on that eye. He'll wake up grumpy with a squint on one eye screaming "aaaaaarrrgggh!"
"Claudio knocked out first, so i gave that bitch a pirate sandwich"
by the_villain_strykes May 04, 2009
Can you define these popular missing words?