Pipster 

A parent hipster. More pretentious than hipsters because they now think their life has purpose.

"Did you hear Dov Charney just knocked up a bitch?"

"Oh, no! Not another pipster!"

Pipster by psychognosis September 29, 2011

Pipster 

A pipster is a combination of Hipster and Popster (Pop people). They are often mistaken with real hipsters. A true hipster is not mainstream. A pipster is a mainstream hipster. They have a little part of the hipsters style, but when the hipster changes it because it is too mainstream, then the pipster keeps wearing it.
The Hipster often has long beard, and messy hair. The Pipster still has a clean boy cut.

"Oh my god! Did you see that pipster! He looked like hipsters did 2 years ago!"

Pipster by The United Hipster Association February 26, 2013

popesterbate

The act of poopsterbating in a church's or holy place's bathroom.

I ducked out of mass for a quick popesterbate this afternoon... I left quite the offering.

popesterbate by furtivespy February 23, 2014

popester

cute term for a police officer

"let's cut through the schoolyard. that popester aint fuckin around, yo."

popester by cheezdribble December 1, 2006

piester 

Pronounced: pee-ster
An individual who actively maintains characteristics of being both a hippie and a hipster, but does not identify themselves in either group.

That Michelle is such a piester, wearing a kaffieyeh and skinny jeans to the jamband show.

piester by L S 1983 February 11, 2010

Pipster 

Pipster is an awesome person. She is Stephanie. She rocks peoples world. If you like it or not she is the best! She hearts you so heart her back.

-Pipster Hearts You

-Did you see Pipster today? She was laughing at an Oreo.

Pipster by Stephanie March 9, 2005

Pipster 

A cute gamer girl.

Did you see that Pipster own some noobs?

Pipster by :-)^_^ June 21, 2017