an all girls school in the uk which tries, and fails at being posh and proper. 60% of girls are nerds, have never had there first kiss, and love pipers. 35% of girls are complete slags, have fucked most other pupils brothers, and probably some of their dads too, and love pipers for there 'gladems', hate it for everything else. the other 5% are just normal people, who have gone moderately far with a guy, and hate the school for it's stupidly strict rules, and also the other girls who go there, for their lack of individuality or humour. it's not a great place. UNLESS YOU LIKE THE SOUND OF HAVING ALL PERSONALITY SUCKED OUT OF YOU DO NOT GO HERE. IF YOU ATTEND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO PURCHACE AT LEAST 4-5 MODERATLEY PRICED JACK WILLS/ABERCROMBIE/ HOLLISTER ITEMS OF CLOTHING. or no one will want to be seen near you, but that's okay, because i promise you, you won't be missing out on much.
two lads probably from shiplake or RGS telling a very accurate joke about the lovely girls fom pipers corner;
guy1: how are girls from pipers similar tampons?
guy2:they're both stuck up pussy's!