| 1. | 7pipe | ||
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a brand of all-in-one weed pipe with a self-lighting bowl and a glass sidecar bowl. It's used for smoking marijuana when driving, outdoors, or on the go. Dude, bring your 7pipe so we can smoke in the woods...
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| 2. | put that in your pipe and smoke it | ||
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Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.
Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe. Step 2: smoke it. It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance. Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"
Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it." Person 1: "I still don't understand." |
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| 3. | salvia | ||
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hands down the craziest shit ever! my instructions for the most rediculous trip ever: pack a bowl, light, inhale one huge breath of nothing but the smoke like seriously untill you can't actually breath in anymore, hold your breath and hand the pipe and lighter to a SOBER friend(very important so you don't die) now all you have to do is keep holding your breath for as long as possible, you will probably laugh and thats when you'll breath out, from that point on reality no longer exists and depending on your surroundings(music, scenery, anything you can see or hear) you will experience the most nar-core trip ever, afterwards you will either laugh or cry for a long time as you try to tell your friends all the unreal psychadelic experiences you just had...the end friend 1: hey i'm back from college, how bout we go do some salvia?
friend 2: fuck that shit, last time john turned into a fire breathing dragon, you were buffalow bill, and i was in a rodeo until we all turned into spiders running around in a cave and started screaming, "yea bitchs!" friend 1:yea that was really funny, you freaked out bad friend 2:yea it was friend 1:so... want to go do some salvia friend 2:sure you talked me into it, lets see if john wants to come |
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| 4. | Solopipe | ||
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All you need in one smoking pipe. It has the lighter built in and a cover for the area with your "tobacco" so it wont fall out when packed. All you do is slide down the cover and click the button for the lighter, inhale and exhale. Simple as that, all you need is one hand. I didn't even need to find a lighter, it was built into my solopipe
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| 5. | crack pipe | ||
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A small clear pipe which is used to smoke the various kinds of crytalized drugs (primarily the uppers such as crack cocaine and crytal meth).
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the "rod portion" is generally about 1/2 inch in diameter, and about 2 to 3 inches long (the open end of the rod is obviously the end you "smoke" out of). The "bowl" is about the size of a gumball, is hollow (duh), and has a small hole on top. Your "drug" sits inside the bottom of the bowl, you heat the bottom of the bowl with your lighter or torch (careful not to burn your shit in there!), the crystalized chunk will melt, and there you get your smoke! For meth, let it cool off and harden back up into a blob first, then reheat it and smoke (Why? ...I don't know... that is what I was told. "THEY" say it is "BAD" for you to smoke it right off ...because obviously it isn't actually "bad" to smoke otherwise. RIGHT. I have NO IDEA if this "rule" applies to crack as well.) Inhale SLOWLY, but don't hold your breath in once your inhale is complete... just blow it on out. This is NOT smoking weed out of a bong my friend. This is a gentle procedure. Oh! Roll and/or rock the pipe back and forth under a lighter flame so as not to burn the now liquified substance (with the torch, just ge... |
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| 6. | apple pipe | ||
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Some consider it a fruit, but to many it is a ghetto smoking device. Created by the gods, the apple is to help those who are in desperate need of a smoking piece, or forgot where they put their pipe.
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1. obtain the apple 2. carve out the core with a knife, so it has a decent sized bowl. 3. find a pen, and take the insides out of it so it's just the "tube" of the pen. 4. stick the "tube" into a side of the apple so it enters the core. clean out the apple in the tube with something (one may use the inside of a mechanical pencil), then stick the tube back into the apple. This is now the mouth piece. 5. find a sheet of tinfoil. lay it down on a table (cloth or rag separating the two, recommended) and with a tac, or other pointy device, poke about 15-20 holes in the very center of the piece of tinfoil. 6. fold the tin foil over the hole of the apple, just enough so it has the perfect sized bowl. if needed, stick tacs through the tinfoil into the apple, making sure it won't slide around. 7. breathe through the pen while observing the tinfoil. if the tinfoil doesn't push down a little bit into the apple, then the tinfoil is folded tightly enough around the edges of the apple. 8. place marijuanna over the tiny holes that you have made earlier. you are now ready to test out your ghetto apple. |
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| 7. | apple pipe | ||
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An apple pipe is a makeshift smoking device. To make one only requires an apple and a pen/pencil and about 30 seconds of time.
Step 1) Pull out the stem of the apple. Step 2) The indentation in the middle of the apple (where the stem was) is the bowl. Push the pen/pencil halfway through the apple, but DO NOT go all the way to the bottom. Step 3) Remove the pen/pencil and shove it straight through the apple perpendicular to the hole you just made. This creates the mouthpiece and the carb. Step 4) Pack the bowl, smoke, and enjoy! Bob: "I've got the weed and a lighter, where's your pipe?"
Joe: "Oh shit I left it at my house!" Bob: "No problem, there's an apple in the fridge and there's a pencil over on the table." Joe: "Nice thinkin'!" |
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