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5.
An adjective used to define a man or woman who enjoys hair pie.
You could tell Cletus was a pious man the way he ate Charleen's box!
by Kcally June 13, 2008
 
1.
The bible describes pious as being a very devout and learned fellow. I believe it is just being full of pie, or some sort of soft nougatty substance.
That dude over at Baker's Square is very pious.
by motoguy637 February 26, 2004
 
2.
Religious to the extreme.
A person who doesnt do things against thier religion
That women if very pious.
by Ruqi February 27, 2004
 
3.
Used to describe a very devout and calm individual, one who does not sin and obeys the word of their god.
I'm the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like, on my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife. - Weird Al - Amish Paradise
by ImJustAGuy July 05, 2007
 
4.
Piou: An onomatopoeia used to imitate a foghorn or laser sound, which are commonly found in Jamaican dancehall music. Used to display excitement or affection. Always recited in sequences of, though not limited to, 3.
I've been drinking Irish coffee's in my office all day. Who's down for "Happy Hour"? Pioouu!! piou! Piou! Piiooouuuu!!!!
by GEN!$ December 13, 2010
 
6.
Living in a way which shows one's belief in a religion.
I behaved in a pious fashion when the existence of God was disproved.
by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004
 
7.
Excessively devoted esp. to a specific cause, commonly the church.

Roughly equivalent to devout or zealous.
The priest was so pious he wouldn't stop raping the 8-year-old for anything.
by The Ugly One February 27, 2004