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5 points of success 

(as far as i know this started with bart and geo from the youtube channel justkiddingnews)

this are 5 areas that get kissed on the face

1st is the left cheek -> 2nd is the forehead -> 3rd is the right cheek -> 4th is the chin -> 5th is the lips

Bart and geo use this as a way to solve their arguments. when they get into a fight they work it out and then end with the 5 points in order to make sure that both partners have cooled down and the argument has been resolved for both parties. if one refuse then the argument must be worked out further as one of the partners is still somewhat upset. this works because imagine kissing someone when your mad at them right after an argument....it would be hard to do so, right? but if the argument has been fixed well then both people should come out feeling better as they were able to get out their emotions and feelings while still fixing the situation that caused the argument. if both people feel well then they both wouldn't mind doing the 5 points.
bart and geo use the 5 points of success to end their arguments
5 points of success by jkfam July 13, 2016

Cum Stain On The Pants Of Society 

It's a insult used on a person who is a pain or useless. The insult reffers to when a male ejaculates on his pants and a stain is left where the semen (or in slang cum fell. Hence the use of "cum") . It's acronym form is CSOTPOS. Used by many teenagers and is not understood by most teaches so it is higly useful.
Jim: DAVE DAVE DAVE!
Dave: Shut up you cum stain on the pants of society

pint of no return

The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.
I figured, 'What harm could one more Stella do?' Turned out it was my pint of no return.
pint of no return by The Commodore October 16, 2008

pint of cooking 

"Cooking" bitter or lager is the cheapest beer a pub has available. Keg bitter is the most expensive. It comes from the term "cooking sherry"
"Hey Jock, I'll 'ave a pint of cooking!'
pint of cooking by karientoch March 15, 2019

pint of cream 

A pint of Guinness stout with a thick creamy head of foam.
This pint of Guinness is so thick and smooth its like drinking a pint of cream!

Going for a pint of milk 

Walking or cycling in such a calm or melancholy manor that from a far you could say that they look like they’re going to get a pint of milk from the shop for their grandma.
Dave : Look at Gabe , he looks like he’s going for a pint of milk

George : Aha I know mate , he’s cycling slower than my grandma.