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pissologist

Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.
Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!
pissologist by Telephony June 25, 2012
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pantologist 

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.
My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.
pantologist by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018

Plantologist 

A person who thinks the study of plants is called plantology.
Ethen is a hella good plantologist.
Plantologist by Yole July 14, 2016

pimpologist 

The pimpologist gave some advice to the young pimp
pimpologist by mpdob8 June 11, 2005

punologist 

A player of words, a mangler of the English language. Best avoided.
Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?
punologist by The Occupant February 28, 2008

Pantiologist 

the Study of panties
Mr Smith is a Pantiologist
Pantiologist by Anonymous September 6, 2003

poontologist 

a specialist who uses his cock, finger, tongue or what ever it takes to treat the poon.
My girlfriend told me i should see a good poontologist to treat my overly wet pussy.
poontologist by Jim and Tom September 25, 2006