1. A car produced by Ford in the 1970's, prone to exploding when rear-ended: mostly known for when the company deemed it cheaper to pay off lawsuits arising from death than to remodel the car.

2. Colloquial Brazillian for cock.

3. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto referring to a romantic relationship between the two; also used to refer to a love child resulting from such a relationship.
1. The Ford Pinto: "the barbecue that seats four."

2. "You gotta wait for the right time to whip your pinto out."

2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
by CaptainFine May 26, 2009
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An especially nasty-looking cross between a caucasian and a nigger; a mulatto.
His empty rhetoric betrays the irrefutable truth that loudmouth Obama is nothing more than a feeble-minded pinto.
by Robert T. Calhoun August 14, 2008
heavily tatooed vato just released from prison
That pinto was just released from Pelican Bay.
by Ruca13 December 07, 2007
Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.
Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.
Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect."

Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto."

Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."
by The Four inch Fairy November 18, 2009
1. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context.

2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.
1. "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together."

2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
by CaptainFine May 27, 2009
1. An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.

2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".
1. "Tony's Pinto got rear-ended dude - it was engulfed in flames within two minutes"

2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"
by Lazarus Ciccone April 18, 2004
my favorite Ford car that explodes when it is rear-ended
"My pinto could smoke your fucking rice burner
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003
A car that apparently has a flint bumper and a leaky gas tank when rearended the car cumbusts into flames.
i rearended this douchebag with a pinto and now im being charged with murder.
by elliot young April 03, 2006

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