Tony pinock 

Tony Pinock is the definition of a pocket dial king! Not once not twice but at least 15 and always when you don’t want them.

Ring ring, Tony Pinock. Hello mate “ruffle ruffle” back ground noise. Just hang up.

Tony pinock by Op GoatBoy November 23, 2021

Leigh-Anne Pinnock 

Leigh-Anne Pinnock is a member of the British girl group, Little Mix. She is part Jamaican and was born on the 4th of October, 1991 in High Wycombe, United Kingdom. Her parents are called Deborah and John, while her two siblings are called Sian-Louise and Sarah. She has an impressive vocal range and is a brilliant dancer.

Kalani: Did you hear about how Leigh-Anne Pinnock from Little Mix started dating Justin Bieber?
Octavia: Oh yeah, I'm so jealous.

Leigh-Anne Pinnock by CandyRosalie June 25, 2017

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021

brown pinocchio 

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

brown pinocchio by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

pinocchio's closet 

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

pinocchio's closet by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009

Reverse Pinocchio 

Sex move when you cum while in her genitals. When she asks, you blatantly lie and act as if nothing happened, yet your penis begins to shrink.

Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"

Dave *orgasms*
Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!

Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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Reverse Pinocchio by Menarche September 8, 2019

President Pinocchio 

The well deserved nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

President Pinocchio is hands down, the most prolific liar, both intentionally and inadvertently due to ignorance, in the history of politics.

President Pinocchio by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019