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The pink piccolo is the penis. Should you wish to be reasonably polite in describing someone who is a wanker, or a jerk-off, you might use the term player of the pink piccolo. It is considered far more polite than just calling someone an outright wanker, especially in very upper-crust circles.
1.
"Hey Johnny, have you seen Jim lately"?
"Yeh, he got a few dirty movies the other day, so he's wanking himself silly".
"Ha, what a twat, he really is a player of the pink piccolo, isn't he".
"Yeh, I'm hoping he lends them to me when he's finished".
"Cool, two's up mate".
2.
"I say Cuthbert, did you know that Tarquin drove his Rolls into the back of Smith's tractor the other day, after he'd spent the evening drinking champers & wine, with me an Rupert"?
"Really old chap? He is indeed a player of the pink piccolo, what".
by SW6 June 20, 2014
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The pink piccolo is the penis. Should you wish to be reasonably polite in describing someone who is a wanker, or a jerk-off, you might use the term player of the pink piccolo. It is considered far more polite than just calling someone an outright wanker, especially in very upper-crust circles.
1.
"Hey Johnny, have you seen Jim lately"?
"Yeh, he got a few dirty movies the other day, so he's wanking himself silly".
"Ha, what a twat, he really is a player of the pink piccolo, isn't he".
"Yeh, I'm hoping he lends them to me when he's finished".
"Cool, two's up mate".
2.
"I say Cuthbert, did you know that Tarquin drove his Rolls into the back of Smith's tractor the other day, after he'd spent the evening drinking champers & wine, with me an Rupert"?
"Really old chap? He is indeed a player of the pink piccolo, what".
by SW6 June 20, 2014

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