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pronouncd "low-sing"
stands for Lawn Ornament Stealing, where several groups treck around the city in cars and steal select lawn ornaments. "Urban scavenger hunt" "Do you have your team for LOSing yet?"
"Yeah! I'm so psyched for tonight!" |
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| 30. | Chicken Sandwich | ||
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two white people having sex with a live chicken pecking at the girl's vagina. See Movie: "Pink Flamingos" Scene: Chicken Sandwich
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| 31. | swamp penguin | ||
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A black and white flightless-bird (often described as having a fur coat resembling a tuxedo in appearance) that has strayed seriously out of it's element due to a rare communicable disease known as swamp fever. Few survive. Be wary of swamp penguins as they are disoriented, agitated, and easily startled. They can strike without warning and have razor sharp poison tipped beaks. Do not approach, or try to entice the creature by imitating a dead fish. Contact local wildlife authorities immediately and surround your house with an unbearable number of garden gnomes and pink flamingos to distract the beast and keep it at bay.
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| 32. | kitchy | ||
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Something that is really cheesy, yet cool. Think pink flamingos...old VW vans with flowers all over them, or just something so ugly it's not.
That beaded throw pillow you bought is really kitchy! |
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| 33. | yardifacts | ||
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Front yard clutter which can include eccentric statues, lawn gnomes, wind spinners and the ubiquitous pink plastic flamingo. The modern day manifestation of marking your territory as a warning to competing tribes. Depending on who you are, it's either eye candy or an eye sore.
Me: "My yardifacts aren't *quite* whitetrash enough. Think I'll go buy another value pack of 100 plastic flamingos!"
Archaeologist 1000 years from now: "ZOMG look at all these yardifacts. No wonder these people became extinct." |
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| 34. | dodgy | ||
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Disreputable, such as a person who goes to work without any shoes. British slang term. You see that guy over there? Yea the one wearing the polyester pant suit with the intricate pattern made up entirely of pink flamingos. Now he's a dodgy fellow.
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| 35. | eat the bird | ||
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Used as an expression to accompany giving someone the finger, telling him or her to literally consume it; therefore, you are in essence symbolically telling the person to suck dick. This was used to great effect in John Waters' film "Pink Flamingos." "Eat the bird, bitch!" (from the aforementioned film)
Jim: If this party isn't fun, I'm gonna be pissed. Tim: Shut up, Jim. Kim: Yeah, Jim. Eat the bird. |
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