According to a Marine DI, pink eye is caused by "direct ballsack to eye contact".
Recruit: Sir, this recruit has pink eye and needs to see the corpmans
DI: Really? You know how you get pink eye? Direct ballsack to eye contact.
by The-Jarhead December 12, 2005
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an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis
You should stay home on the first day you have pink eye to prevent it from spreading.
by Light Joker September 24, 2005
Pink Eye is when a guy Nuts all over a bitches face and it gets into her eye causing irritation and a pink color to appear.
Dude! I just gave this that bitch pink eye!
by Josh March 09, 2005
The result of having a male ejaculate in one's eye. Also known as the 'hot monocle'
Steve has pinkeye, he got a hot monocle last nigt.
by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009
When someone farts in your face, causing poo particles to enter the eye, making it go pink.
Josh got pink eye when Shelly farted on his face as a joke.

by RethSogen September 22, 2008
During the act of eating out a pussy from behind, your eye accidently brushes up against her asshole resulting in this terrible affliction. Usually occurs when bedding unclean whores you picked up of the street.
I ate out this random at the club last night and know I've got a bad case of the pinkeye.
by Sinodax November 14, 2014
describes a guy who claims to be straight but secretly likes to check out gay guys
girl 1: John's been staring at that gay dude. I thought he was straight?
girl 2: Doubtful. John's got a bad case of pink eye.
by skomand June 14, 2016
An unclean, unkempt person living in a small home or trailer with several generations of family which results in inbreeding and it's related birth and developmental defects.

A pinkeye keeps his or her house and yard as unclean and unkempt as themselves. Trash, car parts, furniture and animals (often goats, chickens & ducks) fill a pinkeyes house and yard.

Because their yards are the black-eye of any neighborhood, most pinkeye's live in small clusters know as a "Pinkeye Village" (the most well-known of which is located in East Taunton, MA.)

Pinkeye does is in fact relate to the medical term pinkeye as both flourish in close quarters where there is little to no hygiene.

The term pinkeye is used almost exclusively in South-Eastern Massachusetts.
Clean up this yard it's starting to look like pinkeye village!
by rte79 February 25, 2011
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