B) (NOUN) A very unpleasant but surprisingly fulfilling end, where one is hammered to death by seismic pelvic thrusts. These are often administered during sex by the victim's partner.
HP2: Oh no! *explodes*
HP1: Hey, is that his spleen?
B) PRIEST: We are here today to remember this young man,
who was brutally murdered with Pink Death, by
his wife, Judith.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Judith, you dog!