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Peter Pinchers 

Is when a male is wearing shorts that are SOO short and tight that it pinches the dick and nut sack area. Opposite of "coochie cutters" as when a female wears "booty shorts" or tight tight shorts therefore cutting into the vagina area.
"Girl did you see his dick and nuts in those peter pinchers he's wearing"?

"Yes you could tell he was 2 inches soft and he shaves!"
Peter Pinchers by LizzzyWelcome December 9, 2009
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miniature pinscher 

A breed of dog classified under the toy category in the AKC. They are so macho acting, they've been nick named the King of Toys. Generally around 10 to 11 inches tall and 10lbs. Also called the 'Min Pin', they think they rule the roost, love bossing everyone (whether human or animal) around, and doesn't much care being handled by clumsy children.
Troy: Wow, your dog looks like a little Doberman!
Cecil: He's a Miniature Pinscher, they were around 100 years before the Doberman.
miniature pinscher by Dixon's Mama December 6, 2013

loaf pincher 

Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".
"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"

"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle
loaf pincher by cmikes March 24, 2007

pingchen 

Ayyyyyyy my guy's got them "pingchen" level sneakers!
pingchen by ._Kaiser_. October 10, 2018

ass pincher

some who pinches asses
Hey that ass pincher just pinched my ass, what a bitch
ass pincher by schottegon January 21, 2009

PP Cold Pincher 

The Sexual Act of putting your male genitalia inside of an awful hot coffee pot, and then keeping it there until you can not feel your penis anymore. Then, Ram Jabbing your partner until they suffer and die due to a stroke.
My wife was being a bitch so I gave her the PP Cold Pincher

penny pincher 

a stingy person (see also penny pinching)
Don't be such a penny pincher, donate some of your money to charity.
penny pincher by Light Joker July 18, 2005