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a mega pint 

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”
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pinata Pint pinder Pinetree pinta pindick pinstripe pindo pinda Pinktip

Mega pint 

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.
Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?
Mega pint by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022

Blumpkin Pinata 

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

Piñata Immigration Reform 

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

Mega Pint 

The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.
"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
Mega Pint by Yohoyoho ho ho ho April 29, 2022
This definition was inspired by my Lady putting to test whether or not the scientific claim about how a woman, who repeatedly consumes pineapple 🍍, will undergo a perceivable shift in the biochemistry of her nectar, is indeed valid. Yes, after merely 2 weeks' time, her already-heavenly-blissful secretions HAVE taken on a different (more aqueous) composition/texture, a bit of a more faint coloration, AND an even-sweeter taste!!! Yes, the already-legendary "poontang" truly has a new, more-enjoyably-sweet-tasting version! This entirely-welcome, delightful twist wasn't at all difficult to bring to fruition (no pun intended)!
On this virtually solar-hot Summer day, NOTHING could more suitably slake my thirst than a healthy does of her luscious pinetang!!
pinetang by Eminentissimo May 16, 2023