pindle dick 

a man whos penis is really small

tara:so how was it?
kajsa:it was so gross!!
tara:why?
kajsa:he had a pindle dick!!

pindle dick by kajsa lecker May 8, 2009

Pandle 

An rubber handle infused with nano-silver that prevents bacteria from growing on the hand - and also improves hand grip.

It's mostly used as any a protective peripheral (subway poles, restrooms, gym equipment, bicycle handles), except it's convenient, portable, and incredibly snug.

(noun) "No way I'm riding those disgusting subway cars without a Pandle."
(verb) "Jessie started using Pandle on her bike commute - you never know if those citibike handles are cleaned properly."

Pandle by happy handle January 13, 2015

piddle wingless hymenoptera 

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".

Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!

piddle wingless hymenoptera by Telephony September 26, 2010

pinklepuff

A man eating pink puffball.
Can be used instead of 'jerk' or 'annoying'.

"Don't be such a pinklepuff."
Or "This is so pinklepuffy!"

pinklepuff by lkgo April 23, 2014

Pingler 

Also heard on gaming platforms within the popular mid-western phrase "get pingled", a "Pingler" is a basic n00b that pingles it's enemies, but through in game enhancements, and no cheating of sorts. A Pingler is a true n00b, not a modder, bot, or cheater.

"Wow, Ernie really got Pingled by that guy on COD last night"
"Bill is such a Pingler when he plays any MMO"
"Get pingled, dude"

Pingler by Born Villain July 17, 2017

piddled-off 

When a TV program (such as the news or other current events program) forces heavy censorship, they urge the reporters, narrators, and other crew to say something like piddled-off instead of pissed-off.

{Narrator}:
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."

piddled-off by Telephony December 16, 2016

Piddle Plopping 

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.

In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.

Piddle Plopping by frump dump slump March 14, 2009