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to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?
by vix and da suz August 11, 2005
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Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.
"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."
by KittyCatMan October 06, 2009
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The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.
Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?
by Monnor Cunn July 19, 2010
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To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.
Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.
by Danielwebster February 22, 2015
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to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required
Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
by wch-meister July 26, 2016
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to take a massive warm shit simulating a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven....
man, i needed to pinch a loaf so bad and when i was finished the smell and look reminded me of my mothers cooking back in germany.
by poop<3er69 November 01, 2010
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When you take a dump that is big enough to pass as loaf of french bread from safeway!
by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003
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