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Pince-nez (also known as Oxford glasses) are a style of spectacles which were popular in the 19th century. They are supported without earpieces by pinching the bridge of the nose. Their name comes from the french, meaning 'to pinch the nose'. Pince-nez first appeared in the 1840's, reaching their popularity around 1880 to 1900. They experienced a revived popularity in the late 1990's and in 2000, with the release of The Matrix. One of the main characters, Morpheus, wore a pair of reflective Pince-nez as part of his outfit. Morpheus and Teddy Roosevelt wore Pince Nez
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| 2. | Madeira Pince-Nez | ||
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Similar to beer goggles, but for the more refined. Synonymous with the 'sherry monocle'. "Stephen Fry doesn't have beer goggles, he has Madeira Pince-Nez."
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| 3. | Dutch Pince-Nez | ||
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When you attempt to give a girl a Dutch Blindfold, but your balls are too small, or her eyes are too wide set, and it ends up simply straddling the bridge of her nose instead. I went for the Dutch Blindfold with (girl's name) last night, but her eyes are so wide set it ended up looking like spectacles, or Dutch Pince-Nez instead.
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| 4. | b-nocks | ||
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Similarly known as binoculars, this device is used to looks at naked chicks that are standing at their window. You hold it in one hand so the other hand is not occupied and able to touch your stick.
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| 5. | vanity spectacles | ||
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n. Phrase used to indicate someone's ego is inflated. Bob thinks his crib is all that, but he's looking through his vanity spectacles.
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| 6. | santorum | ||
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A layman's term for sexually adventitious anal gleet. "Mr. Barrows," Dr. Klidemire reclipped his pince-nez, leaned back, Parker pen poised between opposing fingertips, "I see this quite often in people of both sexes, and it's no more than a temporary and adventitious - let us say, incidental - form of anal gleet, or, in layman's terms, santorum."
Clyde's visible discomfiture turned with a warm sigh to a face of relief. |
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