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An adolescent male who spends a great deal of his time on the computer. His activities can include masturbation, posting on messageboards, gaming, masturbation, collecting Lindsay Lohan pics, masturbating to said pics, and not having a girlfriend.

The name comes from the probable fact that this adolescent male has acne.
You pimple farmers need to:

1.) Get outside
2.) Get laid
3.) Get a clue
by clamum June 14, 2004

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