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3.
Pil
Short for pillick, and prat
you pil
your such a pil
by Kieran Storton March 25, 2008
 
1.
Person I'd Like to Stab
"Oh, really? You think I'm a milf? Well you're a pils. P-I-L-S" "Oooh, what's that?" "Person I'd like to stab."

-The Rocker
by Lysserloo August 23, 2008
 
2.
Short for "Person I'd like to stab."

Used in the 2008 movie 'The Rocker'
"Hey baby! You're a real milf!"

"Yeah? Well you're a real pils!"
by pk.staaarstorm August 31, 2008
 
4.
PIL
paralysed in laughter

a more extreme version of lol, lmao and rofl. and less rediculous. cos tbh, who actually laughs their ass off?
' If lol was a drug I'd be in rehab'
'PIL PIL PIL'
by Gem111 October 23, 2007
 
5.
pil
short for the old style pilsner brewed by molson, which is a good quality beer and very tasty.
hey man toss me another pil.
by simsamsung April 16, 2007
 
6.
Pil
Sometimes a person is such a pillock that the whole word doesn't need to be spoken in full; such pillockory warrants only the three letter variety.
More embarasing and subtle than the longer version.
Bloke - "wahey, I've had a half pint of Kaliber and I'm dancing around around bollock naked"
Mate - "Don't be a pil"

Bloke - pulls out the blue bag from the salt & shake "Look! I've won something"
Mate "bloody pil"
by DarkMithras May 03, 2011
 
7.
pil
Short for "compilation". Predominantly used on internet porn tube sites. "Pil" or "compilation" describes videos containing a collection of several short clips of one specific sexual act, fetish or genre shown back to back. These videos are useful when an individual want to view a certain type of pornography but does not care to view full scenes, i.e. foreplay to cumshot.
Popular "pils" include: facials, cumshots, blowjobs, handjobs, squirting, ect.
by rightn2 March 09, 2011