An underpaid, underappreciated, and overconfident individual who has the inability to spell and write proficiently. Any person (regardless of intelligence level) can be a pilot, as long as he/she possesses good memorization skills and good hand-eye coordination. Individual spends thousands of dollars on flight training and university costs to achieve the life of: airline bankruptcies and furloughs, pay reductions, the potential loss of their medical certificates leading to the loss of a job/financial income, significant debt, lack of employment, and consistent scrutiny from the media and comedy figures. Usually retires overweight and dies early. Also see: Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University and Riddle Vision.
"Hey baby, I'm a pilot... wanna make out?"
by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

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1. Anyone who can fly an aircraft. Pilots can be military, commercial, or fly for pleasure.

2. In general, a fairly skilled and intelligent individual who had the guts to get into an aircraft and learn how to fly it. Often possessing of a "higher" mindset. Most of us are good lookin,' too.

Joke to prove I have a sense of humor too:

How do you know if a pilot is at a cocktail party?

He'll tell you.
"The ultimate responsibility of the pilot is to fulfill the dreams of the countless millions of earthbound ancestors who could only stare skyward and wish."
by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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A highly Qualified person no matter what a Pilot flys. They have to be well trained and ready for anything. Any person who flys as a pilot at any level for more than a few years will face death in there hands whether it is a Engine Failure or Fire ect...
Being a Commercial pilot is one of the most respectible jobs in the world. The lives of 50-450 people in the hands of the pilots. Pilots cant make mistakes. Also one of the hardest jobs in the world to attain and complete. Landing a plane in 30 knot corsswind or landing with broken Landing Gear or engine failure. Pilots also have to trust other people they dont even know with their lives like Air Traffic Controllers and Mechanics.
" There is no such thing of a bad pilot" Why? Because all the bad pilots are dead.

In aviation you need to learn from others mistakes because you wont be alive if you just learn from your own.

Pilots are awesome.
by Steven jp October 08, 2005

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the first episode of a television series which is known as pilot because the show is metaphorically "taking off".
Amber: "Did you watch the pilot episode of Gossip Girl?"
Jessica: "Yeah! It was great I can't wait to see next week's episode!"
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One of the members of the human race that has high intellengence, poor spelling and handwriting, pilots have good looks, and all the hot girls want them.

so HA!
Pilots Rock!

stop listening to rap!
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 22, 2003

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Someone who uses the number pi a great deal, as compared to a high-school math teacher—he is very likely an irrational mathematician whose job is to churn out more brain-unfriendly theorems on pi.
Psychologists couldn't agree among themselves whether an idiot savant, who can recite the most digits of pi in a given time frame, say, a thousand-odd digits in fifteen minutes, should be considered a pilot.
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the most elite group of players in this world...
I'm a pilot i'll take you for the ride of your life, then i'll take you flying.
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Skilled, highly trained person that can fly an aircraft safely and efficiently. Usually good looking. Contrary to some mis-informed opinions they are hard working, meticulous individuals that have a stressful job. UNLIKE the example above.
I think American Airlines knocked back the guy above "Sir you need to be EDUCATED" ha ha
by Iain Fowler July 17, 2004

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