| 1. | mancry | ||
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To cry while still making yourself feel like a manly. There are two types, yelling into a pillow, or just getting teared up and staying away from people. Can be done with or without tears. After she stood me up and her friends told me she was after another guy I buried my face in my pillow and let out a mancry for a few minutes
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| 2. | andrew | ||
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the modern day superman, makes little asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows Aaron: damn nigga you owned me with a pillow andrew
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| 3. | Pillow Pets | ||
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Pillows that can be unfolded into stuffed animals. Possibly the dumbest fucking thing you could ever buy a kid. Santa gave my 7 year old cousin 2 pillow pets for Christmas. He presumed to sit in a corner and cry for 6 hours.
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| 4. | Poo Pocket | ||
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when your at a party and you take advantage of a drunk person by hanging a big shit in their pocket. You have to wait till they're fully shit faced so they don't even notice. Bruce
"man i was mad maggoted last night, i can't remember a thing!" Pete "i'll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night" Bruce "sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night" in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance Bruce "what the hell is this shit!" Pete "thats what it is man...SHIT! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah poopoo pockets. hey everyone check it out, Bruce has poopoo pockets hahaha Bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow Pete "man if i were you i wouldn't be on my bed crying, id be getting those bloody pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses shit in your pockets for christ sake!" |
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| 5. | shitday | ||
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where you've had a really bad day and feel really grumpy.
normally you take it out on friends by shouting at them or blaming them. some like to cry. somebody just shat on my mums grave. this has been such a shitday.
or the dog ate my homework than shat it out on my pillow. this is going to be a shitday i can tell. |
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| 6. | Facebook Nazi | ||
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Any one of the plethora of pathetic, bitter nerd moderators whose only means of feeling "big" is by deleting the profiles of people who actually DO have lives. This is usually motivated by a desire to "get back at" the type of people who used to beat them up in high school for being computer geeks.
These people tend to live in their parents' basements and masturbate while watching countless reruns of Star Trek. They also tend to be severely overweight, sweat profusely, smell moldy, have acne scars, outdated haircuts and clothing, and frequently cry instead of sleeping (although when in groups together, usually while grazing, they adamantly insist that they are "cool" or "misunderstood"). None of these people were asked to go to prom, or anything else resembling a "date" for that matter. And nobody would miss them if they died of horrible, horrible ass cancer. Why the fuck is it any of your business how many friends I have or how many times we message each other each day? Fuck you, you fucking Facebook Nazi!
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| 7. | Flying Wombat | ||
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A sexual act wherein the female lies face down with her rear slightly propped up on pillow and the male stands 4-5ft away before charging the female, leaping into the air while screaming "Flying Wombat!" and finally making a crash landing inside the female. When Eric flipped me over and ran away I wasn't sure what to think, then I heard him cry "Flying Wombat!" and braced myself for impact.
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