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a gross mutton-head Adam Clifton is a pilf
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Platapus I'd like to fuck. "Do you see that platapus? Thats a fucking PILF!!!!"
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Professor I'd Like (to) Fuck My hot, young Spanish prof is a total PILF
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President I'd like to fuck. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner of Argentina is a total PILF.
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Pie I'd like to fuck; everyone has had one of these experiences.
You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication. One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts! Wife: Honey! I baked you a fresh pie!
Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY! Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon! Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF! |
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Princess I'd like to Fuck. With the demise of the big D, it left a gaping hole in the Royal Wank department. The addition of Ms. Middleton re-ignites the fires in the loins of her future subjects. Finally, Prince William has given us a PILF.
Kate Middleton is a true PILF. Forget the Princess of Monaco , we have our own PILF now. God save our gracious PILF |
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Preggo I'd like to fuck. My neighbor is pregnant. She is the hottest pilf on the block.
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Pirate I'd like to fuck Person 1: I might watch Pirates of the Caribbean later.
Person 2: Dayum Jack Sparrow is such a PILF |
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