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Pilbara Picnic 

A term used in northern Western Australia.

A Pilbara Picnic is the perfect combination of a chicken dinner (Kentucky fried or with a corn cob) and a case of beer (emu export is appropriate).
The meal can be enjoyed sitting down or lying down.
"has anyone seen Curtly?"
"ye-aah he's curled up to a Pilbara Picnic in the park"
Pilbara Picnic by greybells November 4, 2017
Gods Gift.
A god gift to us all. the most amouros lover.
The one who brings sunshine to your life.
He's/ She's a real Pilbeam.
To be a Pilbeam.
He's a Pilbeam in bed,
I'd do him.
Pilbeams are clever handsome sexay and great fun.
pilbeam by Georgia Gunobanni November 10, 2006
The last, small, self-contained 'pod' of stool to exit during bowl movements; usually accompanied with a definitive 'plopping' sound and vertically remarkable splashback.
The splashback from my by pilburb this morning was rather disconcerting.
Pilburb by MikeNatty & Bananahead February 6, 2012

Pilbara Princess

Pilbara Princess Any female from the big smoke who moves to remote mining or construction towns/sites (Initially in the Pilbara Region of Western Australia) for work, with the sole purpose of being constantly violated by sex starved "fly in, fly out" shift workers.

These previously mentioned "females" have done so because in any major city they wouldn't earn a second glance from any self respecting male but in these isolated areas are regarded as aphrodite herself.
Bartholomew: "Oi Septimus, check out that amazing broad over there! I'd lick her shit!"

Septimus: "Man you've been up here too long, just yesterday back in Perth i saw hotter grannies than her. She's a fat stinker! Another Pilbara Princess."
Pilbara Princess by Woobla November 16, 2009
When you have a boner in a situation that is not conducive to boners and you are forced to furtively reach down and tuck your wanger upwards, against the waistline of your pants. The resulting protrusion of the head is known as a "pilbo".
Man, I got the weirdest boner in chem today. I tried to wait it out, but when the bell rang, I had to cut my loses and rock a pilbo.
Pilbo by hambronius jones August 6, 2010

Pilbara Flu 

Hitting the town with a Miner from the Pilbara and spending a ridiculous amount of money on alcohol and having an extremely bad hangover the next day
I went out with pat last night and now I have the pilbara flu
Pilbara Flu by potty 2 hotty October 25, 2012