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A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes
Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck
Pilafed by Rake September 3, 2018

Old Fart Pilates 

A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.
Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!
Old Fart Pilates by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Pillageables 

Any thing that you want to take.
Pillage first, Burn later. You don't want to burn any Pillageables
Pillageables by DougEFresh1988 August 8, 2009

pink pilates princess

pink smoothies, reading in bed, workouts in pretty pink sets, 10 step skincare routines, jewellery while she works out, the ultimate girly green juice girl.
I'm in my pink pilates princess era

pilegesh 

The Hebrew word for a woman only used for sex to have children who are not legitamite
dude- yo that girl is my pilegesh
dude 2- wow dude no way u totally did a hott pilegesh
dude- yeah dude my pilegesh is smokin
pilegesh by robbbbbiiii December 20, 2008

ghetto pilates 

A variation of pilates designed to strengthen the abs and back, improve muscle control, and increase flexibility for spectacular marathon lovemaking sessions.
I've been working on my ghetto pilates so I can ride that tail for hours.
ghetto pilates by majortomSF November 6, 2008