a pikey is a person who travels around living in a caravan otherwise called a gypsie. They are smelly bastards who stop on land owned by other people. They slowly rome around like a disease ruining whatever land, the dirty cretins, decide to stop on. They scrounge of the system and dont pay taxes. When living illegaly on the land they chuck rubbish around, have fires, leave shit and make it, as much as they possibly can, look like the beginnings of a land fill.

They can often be seen, with their imbred family, having a carvery or a chinese buffet but only at the cheapest places if you feel like going on a pikey hunt. You can pick them out by the loud grunts and the half english half irish twang they have going on that is pretty hard to understand. They are usually the ones who are also decerating the floor with their food, my only guess is that, because they can be dirty animals when they are at 'home' they dont feel that when they are in civilized company they have to change. If you see some chinese people on there knees scooping up piles of food, you know the area has just been visited by a pikey.

To sum up a pikey is an unpleasant creature, which have no morals or self respect.
pikey 'wanna buy some pegs?'

yes this pikey has stole someones clothe line pegs and is trying to sell them to passes by.
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Person who frequent places such as Alldays, Yates, and Wetherspoons wearing tracksuit and burberry baseball caps worn at a jaunty angle. Also known as "10-to-2ers" - the reason being the position of their feet when instigating a fight, usually accompanied by shouts of "caaaaaaaaaaam on you caaaaaaaaaaant, da ya want some then" etc. with arms outstretched and hands in a beckoning action.
Wear gold sovereign jewellery from Argos or H Samuels.
Don't go down to the Co-Op this evening, it's complete pikeyville outside.
by pieman October 24, 2003

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joskins
you lot of dinlos are what a travler calls a joskin. so all you lot are is a lot of dinlo chaveys
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a scruffy irish person who lives in a caravan

pikey for example sean, lyons, mitchell, lewis.
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Originally a derogatory term for Irish/Romany gypsy travellers, now commonly linked to the ever present townie.

A pikey resides in a caravan, with the rest of thier pikey family (inbred kids et all) on a field owned by a local farmer, yet moving from location to location once they've:

i)trashed the field
ii)been firebombed by angry locals
iii)stolen all local cars or
iv) tarmac-ed every local drive

Commonly seen wearing:
-Argos jewellery
-dirty clothes
-reebok trainers
-a scarf
-a bomber jacket of some description
Pikey dave and his pikey son Dave, after stealing a ford escort and ragging it round a local field decide to pay the unsuspecting locals a visit, but after many refusals to "tarmac ya drive luv" or "any pershan rugs for ya mister" or "fight ya for ya shoes geeza" decide to retire to a local pub for a beer, a brawling and a night in police custody.
by Mikey (the pikey) December 17, 2003

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persons who used to sell pegs to pensioners but more recently congregate in fields selling donkey tranquilzer to students.
oi pikey cunt got any donkey?
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Someone who steals items belonging to others to sell for their own profit, sometimes on websites such as ebay.
IT Guy #1: Where's all the new monitors gone? I could've sworn we ordered more than this!
IT Guy #2: I bet Jon's had em.
IT Guy #1: Bloody pikey!
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