look up any word, like smh:
 
36.
a bunch of fucking tramps who dont pay taxes and live in a caravan in the middle of a unused field.better of to avoid if you want to keep your posetions since they're little theiving cunts.
a pikey normaly has: bowl cut,shity adidas bottoms,white nickelson top,nike tn's and of course just look like a fucking tramp
by callum_lu2 March 04, 2006
 
37.
located in suburban and country side locations in England. allover the country, often found in caravan parks, woods, industrial estates. They enjoy smoking, wearing sports clothes and have a pikey lingo. uneducated lowlife youth
"wot! gimme ya munny naw! or ya get bare beats boyyy!
by Biggin hill - Pikey country. April 05, 2003
 
38.
people who speak a completly different language to everyone esle in the town. they will also take anything that is not nailed down.
I fucking hate pikeys (from the hit film snatch)
by Ashley smith March 20, 2003
 
39.
Pikeys in their truest form are a people that roam the land (Britain) in moderate to large numbers looking for appropriatley sized open spaces to park their trailers and set up a temporary home, usually on private property but occassionally on land leased/sold to them by land owners or allocated to them by councils (local government in Britain).
When the temporary encampment is set up, you will notice their presence immediately because of the eye sore that is fifty to several hundred mobile homes, trailers, vans and cars taking up space that was previously devoid of anything.
Once set up, pikeys are notoriously difficult to move on, often claiming persecution/discrimination/ownership of land when asked to move on, when in fact
it is their abuse of local resources and amenities (schools, shops, pubs) that leads to their being asked to leave.
Once moved, the land they previously inhabited for anything up to several years will be completely unusable by anyone until renovation is undertaken by local council or land developer, as pits dug in to the ground and used as latrines are common along with large piles of massively unhygeinic rubbish and/or several (possibly stolen) cars or vans now no longer needed in their endeavours to completely fuck up anything in sight will be left behind as testimony to their parasitic nature.

Pikeys are closely linked to, but not be confused with traveller and gypsy.
Pikeys have set up camp in the park! who's up for burning the c**ts out?
by redliner December 26, 2004
 
40.
A traveller, or gypsy. Quite often turns up with several generations in tow, looking like a set of Russian dolls in appearance; clearly, the gene-pool is a molecular monolayer deep.

Does not get up early, but is happy to ride around on a quad-bike until the early hours around the campsite.

Cannot read or write, and usually requests "sofficks" for cash. Cannot spell uPVC or PVCu.

Will mention that "Oirish" horse that fell in 1976 in the hope of a sympathetic discount at any trade counter.

Carries more money on him than most people earn in a 3-month period (usually monies "up-front" from pensioners).

Expert strategists - will send two to a trade counter to keep you occupied while a third (10 year old) sneaks into the warehouse to nick something.

Would rather wall-paper a chimneystack in 1970's-style stone-effect paper than re-point it as requested. Witnessed.

Drives a vehicle with only a mobile number as a point of contact; the word "fascia" will not - ever - be spelled correctly (should any livery be displayed).

Will endlessly claim to be a God-fearing citizen who never, ever, tells lies. Make no attempt to point out that this is an oxymoron; no good will come of it.

Where two or more are present, they will fight each other. Failing that, they will fight you. No offence should be taken from this: it either means they like you, or they hate you. It's hard to tell.

Upon vacating an illegal campsite, the ratio of young children to discarded nappies etc will perplex the best minds this country has available. The iron gates will also be missing.

"go on mate, gi' us a chape proice - some good Oirish horses fell laaast weekend."

"fuck off, pikey"

"Hokay, Oi'll nick it anyway... Laaaads!"
by FishMurderer September 11, 2007
 
41.
a scruffy irish person who lives in a caravan

pikey for example sean, lyons, mitchell, lewis.
by ian aspinall July 08, 2006
 
42.
(n) Someone who will remove any item of ANY value legally or not, more usually the latter. Pikeys are renown for the ability to steal even the most secure of items regardless of if it requires to carry a oxy-acetylene cutter up 14 flights of stairs to remove a 10kg steel handrail that's only worth £10 they will do it. Infact the only thing that a Pikey can strip quicker than a stolen Ford Orion is a plate full of free food. A penchant for Dog, Cock or any other kind of animal fighting and Hare coursing is a favourite pastime. Like to organise meetings in derelict industrial estates and hold bare knuckle fighting, a sport that two thick as shit idiots clump the hell out of each other for a prize of £50, a 1985 Hyundai Pony or a night with the looser's wife, girlfriend, mother, sister or aunt. Speak in a uncomprehendable language only other Pikeys understand.

Close relatave of the Pikey is the Gypsey. Similar sort of trait's but sell peg's, heather or any small item's round Council estates.
Drive round a dodgy Council estate if you dare. The one with a Ford Transit or DAF 200 pickup full of old washing machines and fridges will be a pikey.
by caps_lock April 29, 2008