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by Melv Jim May 11, 2004
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pikeys are irish gipsies that like to steal, fight and do other mainly illegal things... they speak a completly different language and always smell ! they ae bloody hard and should be steered clear of !
no i dont want my fuckin drive tarmaced thanks all the same !
by james February 14, 2004
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A pejorative term for a breed of persona non grata gypsy; politically correct term - 'Irish Traveller'.

These people are society's dregs, hated by decent folk either side of the Irish Sea. The Irish hate them so much they've legislated them out of the country; the British (the righteous, hand-wringing element) have welcomed and rewarded them. Convoys of Pikeys often squat illegally on private or public land. When they eventually decide to leave, they leave a myriad of human and domestic waste left for nature (us) to reclaim.

Commonly found in a Mitsubishi or Ford Transit, towing a caravan or living in council houses to sponge legitimately. The Pikey is characterised by the accents that they speak with; think of an Irishman speaking very fast with no teeth and you're pretty much there.

Their youth are foul mouthed and feral, their women are tastelessly overdressed human carrier bags for Pikey sperm and the Pikey male is living proof that the evolutionary map missed a stage from ape to man. Occupations include, theft, scrap metal dealing (see: theft), fighting (see: drinking), drinking (see: fighting) and tax dodging.

The above definition has been comprised through research, observations and personal encounters with these vermin. I no doubt suspect that this will be voted down by the bleeding heart, Hollyoaks demographic that have watched both seasons of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and feel themselves adept at all things Pikey. Either that, or you're a Pikey yourself.
Pikey bastards.
by England_Rebels March 27, 2011
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An unsavoury man or woman who sponges off the state and exploits the European Human Rights legislation in order to ruin beautiful countryside locations by covering it in hardcore and tarmac, then moving caravans and vehicles on to the land.

Do not mistake the wealth or power of these people. They milk the fact that 60 years ago a facist German leader sent gypsys (pikeys) to gas ovens for obvious reasons.

They are dishonest, steal from pensioners, are violent, (Fred West, the serial killer was a pikey) and marry their own sisters/brothers/aunts/uncles.

They are are a sub-human species, and although I would not expect them to receive the 'gas oven' treatment, it would be best in the long run, if lethal injection might eradicate this foul race of people.

They make peoples life a misery, and honest and hard working folk are thrown into jail, just for looking at them in an unfriendly manner.

Tony Blair: How would you like a hundred pikeys on your back lawn: No you wouldn't, by the way, they have more money in the bank than you Tony!
Wiltshire was invaded by pikeys and they renamed the county 'pikeshire'.
by Clinton Sounds March 27, 2005
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Those who earn in excess of 50k a year, yet live in caravans and don't pay any taxes.
Tries to claim a real job and pay taxes. Tells lies. A lot. Threatens violence but prefers to eat.
by anon May 07, 2004
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A species of mentally retarded human, usually found on the streets (esp. feltham) or on or around council estates. Has a tendency to 'nick' or 'jack' stuff, especially if it's 'bling bling' which for those not in the know is jewelry made of copper or fool's gold that is meant to look like gold. Costs about 10 squid. When on the streets, they are always found in groups of 3 or more and have a tendency to wear white nike hooded tracksuit tops with adidas tracksuit bottoms tucked into adidas or reebok socks and astro-turf shoes or trainers. thinks that they are 'well 'ard' and can take on anyone, and if they are beaten in a fight they will claim that they have an older brother in Felthan Young Offenders. Also likes to steal mobile phones from unsuspecting victims and uses barstardised english vocabulary such as : bling, nife ya boi, jack, nick, wikkid,'ard, gimmisumfags and looka'agaygrungers/goffs.
Also thinks that vandalism is cool and graffiti is art.
pikey: Gimmisumfags grunger, and your mobile wile your a' i' or i'll nife ya.
Grunger: f*ck off bloody pikey.
pikey pulls out a 1mm long flick knife
pikey: Kizza! cum and 'elp me beat up this gay grunge. Kizza! Gaz? Anyone????
(Grunger laughs, hits pikey to the floor and bludgeons him to death with skateboard)
Grunger: I'll take that 'bling'
by YoHansII January 13, 2004
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located in suburban and country side locations in England. allover the country, often found in caravan parks, woods, industrial estates. They enjoy smoking, wearing sports clothes and have a pikey lingo. uneducated lowlife youth
"wot! gimme ya munny naw! or ya get bare beats boyyy!
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