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Humanoid, Resident of Aldershot or similar, hunts in packs, usually 4 per Rood Vauxhall Nova, wearing 'Bling-Bling' gold chains and nugget rings from Argos - baseball caps at a jaunty angle. Seen to have a real problem with navigation as they drive up and down the high st all night without finding their destination.
Oh fucking hell here come the PIKEYS again - aren't they bored of driving in circles??
by MrZen July 14, 2003
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Originally a derogatory term for Irish/Romany gypsy travellers, now commonly linked to the ever present townie.

A pikey resides in a caravan, with the rest of thier pikey family (inbred kids et all) on a field owned by a local farmer, yet moving from location to location once they've:

i)trashed the field
ii)been firebombed by angry locals
iii)stolen all local cars or
iv) tarmac-ed every local drive

Commonly seen wearing:
-Argos jewellery
-dirty clothes
-reebok trainers
-a scarf
-a bomber jacket of some description
Pikey dave and his pikey son Dave, after stealing a ford escort and ragging it round a local field decide to pay the unsuspecting locals a visit, but after many refusals to "tarmac ya drive luv" or "any pershan rugs for ya mister" or "fight ya for ya shoes geeza" decide to retire to a local pub for a beer, a brawling and a night in police custody.
by Mikey (the pikey) December 17, 2003
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Derogatory name for travelling folk such as Romany Gypsies, often used as an abusive term that is now frequently (and mistakenly) used to describe council estate scumbags who dress badly in cheap clothes and can be seen hanging around all over this country. They are people who have, for the last 800 to 1000 years, been forcibly chased out of every country in Europe, had their children taken away, been sterilised (that was a state sponsored initiative by the Swedish government up until 1974) and lets not forget the 3.5 million that were exterminated by Nazi Germany in the Holocaust among many other pleasant things Europe has done. Originally they were received in Europe with welcoming arms, the were hard working and had exotic items to trade but then landlords wanted them removed as they undermined their authority, this is when the first anti-gypsy laws came in and ever since then its has the states position to vilify and persecute them. Still today they are one of the most underrepresented and racially abused ethnic groups.
Now the descendants are highly suspicious of settled people are treat them like shit, I suffered from this working in a pub they didn’t like to leave and if you forced the issue they would smash the place up. But then as I am of Pikey origins on my fathers side i could undestand their resentment, my fathers family were forced to settle. I never knew any different from you and i have worked hard until i went to uni (which I am paying for). Some of them really are a bunch of dicks who do nothing more than make trouble, but not all. Its like saying all muslims are terrorist, all black men thieves and all white blokes are paedophiles.
Did you see them dirty Pikeys down by the road?
by Dam.B March 15, 2006
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Someone who steals items belonging to others to sell for their own profit, sometimes on websites such as ebay.
IT Guy #1: Where's all the new monitors gone? I could've sworn we ordered more than this!
IT Guy #2: I bet Jon's had em.
IT Guy #1: Bloody pikey!
by [Andy] May 08, 2008
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Person who frequent places such as Alldays, Yates, and Wetherspoons wearing tracksuit and burberry baseball caps worn at a jaunty angle. Also known as "10-to-2ers" - the reason being the position of their feet when instigating a fight, usually accompanied by shouts of "caaaaaaaaaaam on you caaaaaaaaaaant, da ya want some then" etc. with arms outstretched and hands in a beckoning action.
Wear gold sovereign jewellery from Argos or H Samuels.
Don't go down to the Co-Op this evening, it's complete pikeyville outside.
by pieman October 24, 2003
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(n) Someone who will remove any item of ANY value legally or not, more usually the latter. Pikeys are renown for the ability to steal even the most secure of items regardless of if it requires to carry a oxy-acetylene cutter up 14 flights of stairs to remove a 10kg steel handrail that's only worth £10 they will do it. Infact the only thing that a Pikey can strip quicker than a stolen Ford Orion is a plate full of free food. A penchant for Dog, Cock or any other kind of animal fighting and Hare coursing is a favourite pastime. Like to organise meetings in derelict industrial estates and hold bare knuckle fighting, a sport that two thick as shit idiots clump the hell out of each other for a prize of £50, a 1985 Hyundai Pony or a night with the looser's wife, girlfriend, mother, sister or aunt. Speak in a uncomprehendable language only other Pikeys understand.

Close relatave of the Pikey is the Gypsey. Similar sort of trait's but sell peg's, heather or any small item's round Council estates.
Drive round a dodgy Council estate if you dare. The one with a Ford Transit or DAF 200 pickup full of old washing machines and fridges will be a pikey.
by caps_lock April 29, 2008
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a bunch of fucking tramps who dont pay taxes and live in a caravan in the middle of a unused field.better of to avoid if you want to keep your posetions since they're little theiving cunts.
a pikey normaly has: bowl cut,shity adidas bottoms,white nickelson top,nike tn's and of course just look like a fucking tramp
by callum_lu2 March 04, 2006
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