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51.
it used to mean a gypsy but in the beginning of the new millennium it now means a person that lives in the council flat eg pikey land -the Cambridge Estate in Kingston Upon Thames,London

they think they are hard usually found hanging around in places like McDonalds, the 99p store, primark ,street corners, bus stops, the Rotunda in Kingston upon thames, shitty estates, in Parks, train stations and other places

what they look like
a short way to describe them as peasants in reebok classics but you need to more about what they look like

Men
they have cheap shitty looking nike tracksuit bottoms MASSIVE rings on there fingers from argos
face looks like pizza
think there life is good but it is bad
they think they are rich just cause they have a stolen PS2

woman
they are slags that fuck everybody and they should have about 6 children by the age of 14
have denim skirts about 2 inches long
MASSIVE ear rings you could fly a boeing 747 though them
that all you need to know you will know what they look like when you see them
me *walking down the road with friends then there is is a pack of pikeys outside McDonalds*
pikey *oi u shanky neek r u dizzy u moist cunt*
me* why are you calling me that you trailer park trash*

pikey *ya mum*

me *go back to the 99p store *

pikey *r u dizzy blud*

me* fuck off you dirty waste of space*

*pikey then runs off*
by KieranHegarty October 04, 2008
 
15.
98% of pikeys live in new addington near croydon.they are uneducated cannot speak english and communicate by gobbing.they nick tar off the back of road vechiles and try to sell it at inflated prices to the elderley.
Pikeys are also in large numbers in orpington - mostly in the crays where the pikey population reaches 100% around the star lane area.this can be seen by the amount of ugly mutant types who shag each other to produce some of the thickest cunts that ever lived.
New Addington & Orpington residents
by jeff November 23, 2003
 
16.
A derogatory term used to describe a person of Irish descent who lives in a caravan and travels the country. (It should be noted that the term "gypsy" or "romany" is not always accurate to describe these people-traditional Romany types have their roots in Eastern Europe and quite emphatically distance themself from Irish travellers.) no visible means of support although always seems to have a huge wad of ready cash. Opinions vary to the source of their income, but it generally consists of
1/stealing.
2/carrying out shoddy third rate building work for a grossly inflated price, then threatening to get the "boys round" if you wont pay.
3/thats about it....
Usually live in brand new top of the range caravans (stolen) and drive plain white brand new transit vans/pickups.(also stolen and uninsured. if you get hit by one out on the road, you've had it, what they will do is suggest you come round the campsite to sort it out, where they will beat seven bells out of you as a form of compensation) They will site their caravans on any available land, regardless of ownership, from the farmer's field to B&Q's carpark, and tend to know the law better than the police regarding squatter's rights. they usually show their appreciation to the landowner by dumping vast quantities of rubbish, human faeces, etc on the land before they leave.
They have recently made a great study of European union Human rights legislation and with the help of conscienceless money hungry lawyers have fought many court battles regarding why they don't need to make planning applications like the rest of us.
Despite contibuting nothing to the economy of their present country of residence, they are quick to complain when their children dont seem to get an education, when they are turfed off private land, etc.
They like to portray the image of a hard done by ethnic minority that is the victim of racial discrimination, citing the reason that ordinary people dont understand their way of life, they are really cheerful romany travellers, honest as the day is long, butter wouldnt melt, etc, failing to appreciate the fact that regular people are really not that gullible.
When not carrying out tarmaccing jobs, gardening etc, the pikey may supplement their income by stealing cars, either selling it on, stripping for parts or weighing it straight in for scrap, along with lead from church roofs, cast iron railings from outside schools, brass plaques from gravestones and their last transit van that got recognised by its legitamate owner.
Some modern pikeys are being extremely sly, choosing instead to live in houses like real people, either buying outright for cash, or playing on the local authority's duty to someone who claims to be homeless. Living in houses does not change their ways however, and they are still likely to steal from their neighbours, as you can find out when the stereo from your car that was broken into appears as if by magic in their transit van.
Pikeys are best avoided at all costs, unless you are extremely hard, and have a lot of hard mates. when challenged alone, your average pikey will be a spineless piece of shit who would rather run, but be warned their credo is "strength in numbers" and he will soon turn up at your place with 100 of his smelly unwashed mates, keen to bring you round to their way of thinking by use of fists, baseball bats, etc. Police are equally terrified of them and the traditional way in which they are dealt with by police is to move them onto a different area where they will be someone else's problem.
The recent huge influx of pikeys from Ireland is a direct result of legislation bought in by the Irish government effectively outlawing their way of life, and the uk's open door immigration policy is like a welcome mat.
If you live in a remote farmhouse and feel at risk of pikey attack, be sure to have a shotgun handy, its no less than they deserve- nobody likes being stolen from, after all, Essex people got fed up with them a couple of years back and torched their campsite one night.
Be warned, the only time a pikey will speak to you is if he thinks he can rip you off, get something for nothing, or just steal something you have that he wants.
HGV drivers in particular regularly hear the pikey's distinctive call "d'ye have any spare diesel, sor?", however, they will at least pay for it, offering you £10 for 50 gallons which they extract with a high-speed electric pump and oil drum in the back of their transit. If you decline their generous offer, they will likely turn up a little later and help themselves anyway.
so to sum up. thieving, parasitic, respecter of neither people or property, what they cant use they will destroy.
The traditional reaction of any criticism is "come round the campsite, we'll soon change your mind"
PIKEY:"we were doing a tarmaccing job up the road and the machine fell over, we have all dis tarmac to get rid of before it sets, do ye want yer driveway done? only tree hundred pound"
Homeowner "yes sure"
pikey: "ok, we finished, dat's six hundred pound. pay it or we'll come back and born yer house down"
Homeowner's shotgun "KABOOM"

Pikey pulls up in 7.5 ton lorry. "can ye sell me some diesel? I've not got enough to get to de services, I have an account there"
"yeah right, you drove past the petrol station 20 yards away to come and ask me that"

pikey:"want to boy a new laptop? only 50 pound"
person: "no thanks, you'll give me a bag with a housebrick in it or something"
by oLEW December 28, 2007
 
17.
Derogatory name for travelling folk such as Romany Gypsies, often used as an abusive term that is now frequently (and mistakenly) used to describe council estate scumbags who dress badly in cheap clothes and can be seen hanging around all over this country. They are people who have, for the last 800 to 1000 years, been forcibly chased out of every country in Europe, had their children taken away, been sterilised (that was a state sponsored initiative by the Swedish government up until 1974) and lets not forget the 3.5 million that were exterminated by Nazi Germany in the Holocaust among many other pleasant things Europe has done. Originally they were received in Europe with welcoming arms, the were hard working and had exotic items to trade but then landlords wanted them removed as they undermined their authority, this is when the first anti-gypsy laws came in and ever since then its has the states position to vilify and persecute them. Still today they are one of the most underrepresented and racially abused ethnic groups.
Now the descendants are highly suspicious of settled people are treat them like shit, I suffered from this working in a pub they didn’t like to leave and if you forced the issue they would smash the place up. But then as I am of Pikey origins on my fathers side i could undestand their resentment, my fathers family were forced to settle. I never knew any different from you and i have worked hard until i went to uni (which I am paying for). Some of them really are a bunch of dicks who do nothing more than make trouble, but not all. Its like saying all muslims are terrorist, all black men thieves and all white blokes are paedophiles.
Did you see them dirty Pikeys down by the road?
by Dam.B March 15, 2006
 
18.
A pikey is the lowest form of human existence, recognised by a familiar uniform of mainly rip-off sportswear and elizabeth duke gold. Have the ability to produce offspring normally more revolting and useless than the original pikey jizz used in their conception. They have no rational thought process and seem to idolise the person who manages to prove that they are the most stupid, disrespectful cunt to ever grace the earth. Is sterilization the answer?
Steven Reid. If you know him, you know what I mean. However, I am sure every community has one. fucking pikey cunt!!
by William Witty July 01, 2004
 
19.
pikeys are irish gipsies that like to steal, fight and do other mainly illegal things... they speak a completly different language and always smell ! they ae bloody hard and should be steered clear of !
no i dont want my fuckin drive tarmaced thanks all the same !
by james February 14, 2004
 
20.
A pikey is a worthless piece of shit. They go around in flash caravans cos they dont pay tax, although the caravans are usually nicked by the pikeys. They often break into a field at night and camp in there leaving rubbish and living in their own filth. pikeys often wear fake burbery hats and reebok classics and addidas pop ups. if you look at a pikey, he will often say:
Pikey:"you fuckin want some? u startin?"

You: " fuck off"
Pikey:" i fucking bash your teeth so far down your throat, you will have to shove a toothbrush up ur arse to clean them.
by pikey hater March 15, 2004
 
21.
Humanoid, Resident of Aldershot or similar, hunts in packs, usually 4 per Rood Vauxhall Nova, wearing 'Bling-Bling' gold chains and nugget rings from Argos - baseball caps at a jaunty angle. Seen to have a real problem with navigation as they drive up and down the high st all night without finding their destination.
Oh fucking hell here come the PIKEYS again - aren't they bored of driving in circles??
by MrZen July 14, 2003