AKA Clinton Green, who claims to have "accidentally" stepped on a healthy pigeon, murdering the poor bird while walking down the street.

Luckily, the bird probably never saw its death coming, since the pigeon killer has such big feet.
Watch out! The pigeon killer is coming! RUUUUUNNNN!!! RUN AWAY FROM CLINT!!!
by Squishy's Master July 10, 2004
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