if jesus was stuffed with molten lava and tasted delicious when fried with onions.
person 2: try this
person 1: it smells like happiness and angel giggles what is it
person 2: it's a pierogie
person 1: a what
person 2: it's jesus
person 1: HOLY FUCK IT'S STICKING TO MY GUMS THIS SHIT BURNS
person 2: just let it happen