|1.||Tea Tree Oil|
Amazing oil with many uses.
-Use on piercings, to reduce swelling
-Use with warm water for all-purpose non-toxic disinfectant cleaner
-Used as massage oil
Smells like crap
Person 1: Damnit, my cartilage piercing has a bubble on it.
Person 2: Put some TTO(Tea Tree Oil) on it. It smells like shit, but it works.
The Look is what a man gets when he fails to complete a pre-assigned task or activity that a close female (often wife, girlfriend, or mother) had ordered him to do. Such tasks almost always pertain to household chores. A list of such chores follows:more...
The Look has been known to cause a wide range of injuries to men who have been so badly cursed from birth as to receive such a spectacle of feminine fury. While some lucky few have escaped with minor scrapes and bruises, the most severe cases often involve comatose states or death. The very worst of the worst, however, are when the angry female actually sucks the soul out of the male using The Look. Scientists are still puzzled by the long distance between man and woman at which the soul can be removed - it has reportedly happened when the woman and now-soulless bag of flesh are not even in the same room. Of course, many men involved in the research of The Look have themselves fallen victim to that which they were studying, often because they were so engrossed in their research that they forgot to take out the trash, walk the dog, re-caulk the bathtub, bring that package to the post office, clean the garage, rake leaves, shovel the sidewalk and driveway, patch the roof, wash the dishes, pick up her mother/aunt/cousin from the airport, re-sod the front lawn, fix that damn creaky door, mow the lawn, fill up the grill's propane tank, change the oil in her car, pick up the dry cleaning on the way home from work, sort recyclables...
Usually people who like various degrees of pain or something other than typical soft touches will do this for sexual gratification.
It may involve beast bondage with ropes and such, nipple clamps, slapping or whipping the breasts, temporary or play piercing, hot wax, ice cubes, biting and pinching, suction with something other than a person's mouth, electricity with devices meant only for use on the human body, chemical play with substances such as Icy Hot or peppermint oil, and abrasion (sandpaper, brushes, rough fabric, or other textured items).
I took off my shirt and bra today for titty torture, lathered my nipples in peppermint oil, and they tingled. Then I dripped hot wax on them only to peel it off. I put on the clamps I had frozen in the freezer, while I took a rough towel and ran it over the areolas.
I finished by putting extra-strength duct tape on my hard nipples and ripping it off quickly to make them turn red and make myself moan.
Today was a fun day.
Republican codeword for anyone who doesn't support the privitization of welfare, the official adoption of Christian law by the U.S. government, the outsourcing of jobs for huge corporate tax breaks, drilling in wildlife preserves for crude oil, a constitutional amendment to outlaw gay marriage, the right for anyone with a fake ID and SSN to possess assault weaponry and armor-piercing bullets, preemptive wars based on sloppy intelligence, or the election of a criminally incompetant failure of a businessman who talks to god on a daily basis as President.
Remember kiddies: You're a leftist commie satanist if you disagree with George W. Bush.
An aggressive, kinky WOMAN who puts on a black leather catsuit and thigh high black leather boots. She uses ropes, chains or hand cuffs to keep her prey in bondage. She can also use ball gags or something else to cut the sound of her screaming prey. Lots of bizarre things she could use on her prey are the folling: Blindfolds, whips, flogs, paddles, candlewax, piercing needles, chains, hot oil, knifes, bamboo poles, horse crops, belts, sand paper, metal rods, brushes, a leash, cords and other such sex toys or any sort of medieval torture devices. Really, anything she may want to use to beat your behind with.
The domanatrix was so kinky she used a belt sander on his back while she read from William Shakespeare's Macbeth. Heh, heh!
An elf princess of Ellesmera in the Inheritance trilogy who is simply the combination of Princess Arwen of LOTR and Priness Leia of Star Wars only with "voluminous black locks" and "piercing emerald eyes with eyelashes coated in oil that made them look like black petals covered in raindrops" and "thin, slanting lightning bolt like eyebrows" and "the scent of crushed pine needles" who also wears black leather outfits despite being a technical vegan.
She just exists to be the one sided romance of Eragon who only rebutts him because of the age difference as she is 100 and he is 16- even though he is immortal now. She is supposed to be the feminist role model as in Paolini's words: "And of course, a beautiful maiden who is more than capable of taking care of herself", even though she gets kidnapped in Eragon's first chapter and is not even seen fighting at any other point in the book aside from beating Eragon in one fight.
She is a cold bitch who was tortured and nearly raped but is completely unaffected so the story won't have to pause to actually have to deal with her trauma from such an experience- but she has no trauma or personality anyway.
She is powerful in magic, a master swordsman, apparently an archer, a Mary Su,e and Paolini's perfect woman.
Arya, the obvious green dragon rider and Eragon's obvious love.
The same thing as titty torture. People who like various degrees of pain or something other than typical soft touches will do this for sexual gratification.
It involves breast bondage with ropes or tape, nipple clamps, hitting or whipping the breasts, temporary or play piercing, temperature play (hot wax, ice cubes or any frozen object, warm curling iron, etc), biting or hard pinching, suction with something other than a person's mouth (lotion or soap bottles without the cap, vacuum attachments), electricity with devices meant only for use on the human body, chemical play (Icy Hot, peppermint oil, chilling-effect lip products, menthol), and abrasion (sandpaper, brush bristles, rough fabric, beaded jewelry, or other textured items).
I got completely topless for tit torture last night, and rubbed my nipples first with an ice cube to get them stiff. I then clamped them tight with bobby pins so when they bulged out like pea-sized bubbles of gum, I could take pictures and make nice people cringe.
*3.5 hours of other moan-worthy tit torture activity*
To finish off, I twisted my nipples roughly and vigorously ran the bristles of my hairbrush over them. The sight of my reddened and throbbing peaks popping in and out from under the brush was enough to get me wet.
You get the idea.