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Puppet Penis 

so use the old puppet penis. When your trying to impress somebody your attracted to, you tie a string round your cock and balls and thread the rope string through your clothes to your hand discretely connect it to your hand or finger. When your talking to the one you like move it sharply giving they impression off instant sexual attraction. tell the person your getting movement downstairs they will instantly look and you can master the movement of the puppet penis. Its an instant turn on and you can nick name your penis Pinocchio after all it does get longer.
Puppet Penis by Mr C J GRAY July 3, 2019
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penis puppetiering 

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!
OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!
penis puppetiering by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017

penis puppetry

The ancient art of minipulating the male genitals to represent objects.
I asked him the time and he showed me his "wristwatch." (the wraping of the penis around the wrist to resemble a wrist watch is an examlpe of penis puppetry)

penis puppeteer 

One who manipulates his penis for entertainment, excitement, or other reasons. One manipulation is the bird, and another is the sack lunch.
female: I wanted to suck him off, but I had fun before hand watching him be a penis puppeteer.
penis puppeteer by UTCJAM November 16, 2006

puppetry of the penis 

When a male forms his genitals into other things. i.e. The fruitbowl, or the Eiffel Tower
The hamburger is some crazy puppetry of the penis!

see www.genitalorigami.com
puppetry of the penis by Dane April 9, 2004

puppetry of the penis 

A show in which males perform 'penile trickery' on stage in front of an audience comprised of laughing males and shocked females.
"Have you seen puupetry of the penis?"
"Yeah. I copied the 'wristwatch' and did it in front of some ladies."
puppetry of the penis by Diego August 21, 2003

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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