Piermont 

A little village at the foot of the mountains and on the banks of the Hudson River. Residents that lived there before the paper mill was levelled are called River Rats or Piermonsters. Residents that bought the condos where the paper mill once stood are called Yuppies or Piermonters. Residents that live in Lawrence Park don't count as real residents unless there is a fire call to repond to. True River Rats are all related somewhere in their DNA but usually a flow chart is needed. Most River Rats are known by a nickname which is ever-evolving and changing. True River Rats know what the following are: the pier, ClevePak, donkey baseball, high tracks, parking lot (upper & lower), cowboy fields, platforms, ice hopping, crabbing/fishing (catfish, perch & eels especially), teen center, mine hole, sand pile, silk mill, Empire Hose, Mom's, Renee's, Davie's and the Kracker Box.

"I'm from Piermont.
So is my family.
Oh yeah, who's your dad?
One Eyed Willy.
No shit! He's my dad too!"

Piermont by Piermont River Rat October 18, 2008

Piemont's ridge 

A specific anatomical region located between the anus and penis of a male. After the act of feces release, feces often collects in Piemont's ridge. Those oblivious to this fact will generally have a nasty butt region.

Girl: I gave John a rim job and it was great until my mouth grazed Piemont's ridge, after that my face was covered in shit.

Patrick: My butt has been itchy all day and it smells like crap.
Dan: You clearly didn't know to wipe Piemont's ridge.

Piemont's ridge by Koooch May 18, 2010

piedmont 

A town situated in the center of Oakland. Lots of rich people/millionaires. Mostly white but many Asians too. Some people are okay, most are kinda dbags. Piedmont's high school football team developed the A11 offense. PMS is the badly named middle school.

Oakland Kid 1:Hey look white people!
Oakland Kid 2:They must be from Piedmont.

piedmont by Booty booty booty 3 June 5, 2011

Piedmont 

A small town surrounded by Oakland in the Bay Area. Very prestigious to live in. Many people from Piedmont are characterized by being rich and snobby (which is sometimes true, but not all the time). Piedmont is located in the East Bay (the best part of the Bay Area), and in NorCal, AKA the better half of California.

Joe: Hey, dude, where do you live?

Sir Pinkington III: I happen to reside in the hills of Piedmont.

Joe: You mean... Piedmont? So what, you're rich or something?

Sir Pinkington III: Why, yes, yes I am. I inhabit a mansion on Sea View Avenue, the richest street in all of Piedmont.

Piedmont by dgo December 24, 2004

piemont comunity charter

a hell like school where your sole dies

i have to go to hell aka piemont comunity charter

piemont comunity charter by jalyn270 October 5, 2016

Piedmont 

Small, unincorporated town surrounded by Oakland, California. Predominiately caucasian, upper-middle class population. Most residents identify with a more liberal political affiliation. Piedmont is usually classified by it's "Upper" region; El Cerrito Ave. and Eastward. "Baja Piedmont," is the area below this, and it is shunned by the SUV-driving residents of the adjacent "Upper" reigon.

1. "Hey, look at that mom driving her Volvo station wagon with the Kerry bumper sticker to temple."
"Yeah, that's hella Piedmont."

2. "There's nothing to do except go to the triple-keg in the cemetary and cruise Highland."
"Piedmont sucks, man."

Piedmont by lsvvv December 28, 2005

Piedmont, California 

Piedmont, California is a very wealthy and established part of Bay Area in the hills surrounded completely by Oakland. It boasts prestigious architecture by Julia Morgan, Maybek and Albert Farr and some of the best public schools in the United States. The dividing line between upper and lower Piedmont is open for debate but most call anything below Grand to Pleasant Avenue, "Baja Piedmont". Despite the upper part of Piedmont having an ultra rich reputation, dotted throughout the Châteaus and massive compounds are relatively tiny one level "Nouveau riche" homes. Piedmont was initially a place that people moved to for social climbing and was once a very conservative all white part of the Bay Area with few Asians, Latinos or Blacks though in the past two decades voting has been overwhelmingly Democrat and the town has more racial diversity. They have a world famous bird calling contest each year with the winner appearing on David Letterman.

"I'm so glad I grew up in Piedmont, California from birth unlike you who showed up in the 6th grade when your parents wanted to save money on private schools and get out of Oakland."

Piedmont, California by Arsenal_Gunner1886 January 15, 2013