piecrust promise

A piecrust promise is a promise you make, but you never fulfill it. The piecrust part is like saying you just have the crust of a pie, not the yummy filling. This could be called an empty promise.

I won't make a piecrust promise to you!

piecrust promise by SarahBubble245 April 29, 2011

pie crust promise 

A promise, just like pie crust, that is easily made and easily broken.

Joe: Ay, you promised you would help me on my assignment
Chris: Dat was a pie crust promise so don't even trip.

pie crust promise by C.J.1216 March 6, 2008

pie crust 

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

"Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my wank."

pie crust by GOD 042078 November 6, 2008

Pie Crust Promise 

A seemingly fragile or empty promise that is easily broken.

In the words of Mary Poppins: "No Pie Crust Promises. Easily Made, Easily Broken."

Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."

Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."

Pie Crust Promise by jellybeanjaws April 17, 2009

Precrustipled 

To imply that someone is stupid/idiotic and are emotionally unstable and socially dangerous.

*Dan spills a drink on Harvey*
Harvey: Ahh you Precrustipled fool! Why are you even here?!

Precrustipled by sINE fISH June 12, 2018

A Pie Crust 

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.

Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.

A Pie Crust by Party Wolf February 6, 2019

pie crust 

The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.

"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."

pie crust by Jaggerjack October 14, 2007