Lean is an expression given to any noun which is pure, trustworthy and generally not full of shit.
Derived from the term to describe a non-fatty piece of steak, lean can be extended to describe a person for example. "That guy is lean bro", meaning he is not full of shit and he is a cool guy.
An important feature of this definition is that one cannot claim lean upon themselves. One cannot say that their own stuff is lean, or that they are lean them-self. Lean can only be given, bestowed or honored to a person, place or thing... ya hear me?

Less Jake is a (curently) five-piece melodic punk band out of Gainesville, Florida. Despite what most people think, they are not ska. They started off as a power-pop-punk trio with metal and punk influences, then the drummer, Vinnie started thinking, "Hey, some horns would be cool," after listening to The Specials. In their decade of writing incredible songs, they have undoubtably written some ska, but the majority is punk, albeit with horns.

The band has put out so many records it's not even funny, and is touring constantly, and they have been doing this for many years. They represent the punk mindstate, as they always do shit for their fans. Then after the release of Anthem, so many of their fans turned around and started calling them sellouts, just for signing to a major label (Warner Brothers/Sire). They said this, when in fact, the only thing that changed is now more people have access to their incredible music and terribly deep lyrics. I must admit, some trendhoppers peeking their way into Less Than Jake can get annoying, having to see them call "Look What Happened" "I Swear It's the Last Time", and seeing them just in general tarnish the loyalty Less Than Jake's fan body, it's bad, and it can hurt. The fact that they are on a big label doesn't make them sellouts. Anthem is my least favorite LTJ record, I admit, but overall quality is still uncompromised (She's Gonna Break Soon is a pretty shitty song though).

Memberwise, Less Than Jake is currently Chris on gu...

Luke becomes a Jedi Knight, almost shacks up with his sister and defeats the Empire on a weekly basis. On his weekends he enjoys fishing and fucking around with his droid.
Before he was a Jedi Knight he was raised by some sand farmers. Apprently there's a big demand for sand on Tatooine.
Anyway that sister he almost shacked up with, Princess Laid-ahh, well she's doing a space pirate called Hand's Alone and he totally kicks ass. Back to the plot though, this dude call Old Dirty Ben is actually Obi Wan Ken-to-tha-Obi. He gives Luke a piece so that mofos on the street don't mess with him and teaches him how to work that thing.
One time he got in a fight with a Sand People guy (they were Sand Men, but the feminist took care of that) and totally kicked his ass. He got smoked by one in the first film but got his own back. It wasn't in the film, but its heavily implied. Pretty sure thats right.
Well later we learn his dad was a prick then he turned good for like 1 minute so that was supposed to make everything ok. I dunno. Luke almost kills him. Thats pretty fucked up. His dad cut his hand off too while they were on Jerry Springer. The show was like "My dad's a douche and blew up a planet" or something.
Luke learns shit from Yodel. He's like Kermit, but without the business sense. Kermit ran a tight ship on the Muppet Show. I don't how that Fuzzy Bear or whatever stayed on. I never got any of his jokes!
One time Luke Skywalker was on the Muppet Show. It's totally true! I'm...

Scousers are an interesting result of the industrial revolution and Liverpool is a true immigrant city equalled only with London, New York and Buenos Aires. Most Scousers are of Irish and Welsh descent though the city has long standing Chinese, West African and Scandinavian communities with the term 'Scouser' coming from the dish 'Lobscouse' which is a bastardization of the Norwegian word 'labskaus' which is a Norwegian lamb/mutton stew.

I have read a lot of the enteries on here and knowing the city and a lot of the people I feel I can make a decent unbiased job of writing a fair review about Liverpool.

Scousers are famous for the sense of humour, though they can laugh at others and do so regulary, they cannot laugh at themselves, any joke about Liverpool is taken as a great insult, Scousers tend to have a victimized/martyrdom complex but despite this they are capable of great acts of charity and benevolence. Scousers more often than not employ a disarming but superficial friendliness to strangers - it is only when you get to know a Scouser that they start to grate.

Scousers have a 'big man' complex, most Scousers are not physically big nor physically hard though they are able to intimdate people through shouting at them with a guttural accent that has changed a lot in the past 30 years so they can sound more tough. Scousers can be violent and aggresive but the vast majority cannot fight to save their life - another paradox of this is that Liverpool is a famous ...

Scousers are an interesting result of the industrial revolution and Liverpool is a true immigrant city equalled only with London, New York and Buenos Aires. Most Scousers are of Irish and Welsh descent though the city has long standing Chinese, West African and Scandinavian communities with the term 'Scouser' coming from the dish 'Lobscouse' which is a bastardization of the Norwegian word 'labskaus' which is a Norwegian lamb/mutton stew.

I have read a lot of the enteries on here and knowing the city and a lot of the people I feel I can make a decent unbiased job of writing a fair review about Liverpool.

Scousers are famous for the sense of humour, though they can laugh at others and do so regulary, they cannot laugh at themselves, any joke about Liverpool is taken as a great insult, Scousers tend to have a victimized/martyrdom complex but despite this they are capable of great acts of charity and benevolence. Scousers more often than not employ a disarming but superficial friendliness to strangers - it is only when you get to know a Scouser that they start to grate.

Scousers have a 'big man' complex, most Scousers are not physically big nor physically hard though they are able to intimdate people through shouting at them with a guttural accent that has changed a lot in the past 30 years so they can sound more tough. Scousers can be violent and aggresive but the vast majority cannot fight to save their life - another paradox of this is that Liverpool is a famous am...

You have a cheek splitting double chocolate warhead in it's third trimester. You go into the bathroom, and no one is there. You see the stall door, and everything appears to be normal from the outside. However you know from fearful past experiences this is rarley the case. As you reach to open the stall door, something inside you tells you something is wrong. Your body activates a saftey mechanism, protecting you from what might be. You open the door, and as you feared, it's the worst thing you have ever seen in your life. The first stall you open, theres piss all over the seat. The second stall you open, its an unflushed mix of sinkers and floaters, as well as the squirts.
Then the third...
The prior occupant laced out a massive pinch, he was probably going for a record breaker, he tried to keep it in one piece, but he got pissed when it started to break up, so he left the rest right on the seat. It was also unwipable, at which point the occupant got frustrated, the toilet was flooded with tea color water and was spilling over the sides. The floor was covered with piss, and then they smeared shit all over the walls.