| 50. | doldie | ||
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a turd, piece of poop, etc. My brother Bill rolled a doldie out of his pant leg.
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| 51. | poop log | ||
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1) A firm, almost unbreakable piece of dung, or 2) A derogatory term used to put-down friends, siblings, or strangers. "I just laid down a serious poop log. I would guess it was about a 9 on the Mohs Scale of Hardness."
"Mom, Harper just called me a poop log. I think she's a poop log." |
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| 52. | Bum-ling-aling | ||
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'A piece of shit' 'Your a piece of bum-ling-aling'
You smell like bum-ling-aling' |
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| 53. | Poop Shank | ||
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(n.) A little-known-of shank made from a dried-out, hardened, and sharpened piece of human feces usually used in prison as a means of defense or attack. 1. Yo, I heard TK got out of da clink early because some dude stuck 'em in the leg wit a poop shank and he caught a bad staph infection.
2. - Yo, you hear about Ravo? - Nah. Dude was hittin' the joint late night and some dude stuck 'em wit a poop shank right when he was gettin' 4 all da way. |
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| 54. | Poop | ||
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A blob in various shapes and sizes which exits you anus at various speeds.
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There are more than one type of poop: The Classic: The poop that warns you and says "Hey you have to poop" then you go, it slips out easily , and you only have to wipe once. AKA: The dream poop. The Shotgun: This poop is rather unpleasant. There is no warning and the poop says "YOU HAVE TO POOP NOW! QUICK OR ELSE YOU WONT MAKE IT!" so you sprint to the bathroom and start pooping before you even hit the seat. You are finished pooping within a matter of seconds but the wiping takes about 24.34 minutes. The Ice Cream Machine: This type of poop lives up to it's name well. It gives little warning but at least enough to put toilet paper on the seat if you're in a public restroom. It comes out as either a viscous liquid or a very chunky soup. This one is by far the longest one to wipe. The Houdini: This poop is a trickster. You know it came out but you never heard it hit the water. So you peek around to check the toilet...and it's gone! The Tsunami: This is usually a very hard and large poop, but it can also be a shotgun poop. You are sitting and pushing away and it comes out. You are about to sigh in relief when a very cold splash of water laps your butt. Not a good time. The False Alarm: You are alerted that a poop is nearing your anus so you run into the bathroom and sit down. Unfortunately that poop turned out to be a very loud series of farts. The Liar: You have noticed your s... |
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| 55. | Rusty Eyeball | ||
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When a man cums in the reciever's eye, after engaging in anal sex, but leaves little chunks of poop in the reciever's eyeball, making it look like there's rust in their eye. Guy 1: "So, Kim and I were fucking last night, and she wanted anal. So I gave it to her and I busted a nut right in her eye, and there was a little piece of shit in her eye after that"
Guy 1's friend: "OMG DUDE LOL RUSTY EYEBALL!!" |
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| 56. | Pizza Shit | ||
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-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit" Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not? Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit! Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows! |
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