apple pie life 

That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.

Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life

apple pie life by kebabmuncher July 6, 2016

Apple Pie Surprise 

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything

Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf

Apple Pie Surprise by That 1 other guy May 6, 2009

apple pie 

*A slang term for a woman's vagina.

*A pie with apple flavorings.

"Gonna get me a lil apple pie!"

"Which kind?"

"Oh you know what I'm talkin' about!"

apple pie by Dave April 8, 2004

spicy apple pie 

Improperly called "Angry Balls," this is an exquisite adult beverage that is comprised of Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider.

Person 1: Do you want some Angry Balls?
Person 2: Angry Balls? What is that?
Person 1: Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider mixed together in deliciousness.
Person 2: That is not called Angry Balls. You are wrong. Don't ever call it Angry Balls again. It is called a Spicy Apple Pie.
Person 1: Oh, ok!
Person 3 (after trying Spicy Apple Pie): Now that's a spicy apple pie!

spicy apple pie by Prof. Munchie December 15, 2014

Apple Pie 

A woman's vagina

"I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss"

Apple Pie by timcurry May 11, 2018

apple pie pussy 

delicious! sweet, refreshing, and never lets you down pussy.

oh Shit!!!! I'm coming all over your apple pie! They should come out with an apple pie pussy beer.

apple pie pussy by pat masters November 19, 2007

apple pie 

a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell.

i feel like a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell. ie an 'apple pie'

apple pie by paddy mccleaver August 23, 2006