SEX. "pie" is a word used as a cover up word for sex, for when you feel the need to talk about it and you surroundings are not suitable eg there are children in the area.
I had the best pie last night.
Also Pies are good at being devided into 5, so this give you a good way to rate sex
I had 3 slices of pie last night (average sex)
I had 5 slices or pie last night (great sex)
As you know there is also differnt varients of the "food pie" and so there is of the "sex" pie
cheery pie = sex with a vergin
apple pie = sex with an american
frog " = " " a french person
haggis " = " " " scottish "
meat " = " " someone thats 1 mixed oragin
and so on
cow pig = sex with a fatty
slim fast pie = " " " skiny person
mississippy mud pie = anal sex
(meaning varies on location)
1. A food item consisting of a fruit buried under a crust and baked in an oven. Served in slices. Very popular at parties.
2. A word that can be used to answer any question known to man, and can be an excuse if you do not know the answer to the question.
3. A random word to shout for no particular reason at all. Great in moments of silence.
1. Mary baked me a cherry pie. How sweet.
2. What's the answer to number 1?
uhh . . . pie?
YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!
PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!
A food given to us mortal beings by the Gods themselves. Usually consists of a circular pastry filled with anything from chocolate to blackbirds. Could be compared to a quiche with a pastry lid but quiches are for posh French people whereas pies are universally accepted by anyone. Can also be used as a weapon when thrown. Associated with fat people.
"I like pie and I cannot deny!"
"Give me that pie you fat fucker!"
"You fucking clown if you throw that pie at me I will shove those oversized boots up ur fucking ass!"
"Oi you fatty, cut down on the pies!"
A female, or female sex organ, as in "pussy pie".
Dude let's go get us some pie.
Reference to female genitalia!
'dont be shy... show us ya pie!'
The greatest edible entity currently known to man.
Ahh, I just had some pie. It was better than sex.
The ruler of all things living and dead
guy: LOOK I GOTZ THE PIE!
other guy: OMFG PIE!