Also Pies are good at being devided into 5, so this give you a good way to rate sex
I had 3 slices of pie last night (average sex)
I had 5 slices or pie last night (great sex)
As you know there is also differnt varients of the "food pie" and so there is of the "sex" pie
cheery pie = sex with a vergin
apple pie = sex with an american
frog " = " " a french person
haggis " = " " " scottish "
meat " = " " someone thats 1 mixed oragin
and so on
cow pig = sex with a fatty
slim fast pie = " " " skiny person
mississippy mud pie = anal sex
(meaning varies on location)
2. A word that can be used to answer any question known to man, and can be an excuse if you do not know the answer to the question.
3. A random word to shout for no particular reason at all. Great in moments of silence.
2. What's the answer to number 1?
uhh . . . pie?
"Give me that pie you fat fucker!"
"You fucking clown if you throw that pie at me I will shove those oversized boots up ur fucking ass!"
"Oi you fatty, cut down on the pies!"