SEX. "pie" is a word used as a cover up word for sex, for when you feel the need to talk about it and you surroundings are not suitable eg there are children in the area.
I had the best pie last night.
Also Pies are good at being devided into 5, so this give you a good way to rate sex
I had 3 slices of pie last night (average sex)
I had 5 slices or pie last night (great sex)
As you know there is also differnt varients of the "food pie" and so there is of the "sex" pie
cheery pie = sex with a vergin
apple pie = sex with an american
frog " = " " a french person
haggis " = " " " scottish "
meat " = " " someone thats 1 mixed oragin
and so on
cow pig = sex with a fatty
slim fast pie = " " " skiny person
mississippy mud pie = anal sex
(meaning varies on location)
1. A food item consisting of a fruit buried under a crust and baked in an oven. Served in slices. Very popular at parties.
2. A word that can be used to answer any question known to man, and can be an excuse if you do not know the answer to the question.
3. A random word to shout for no particular reason at all. Great in moments of silence.
1. Mary baked me a cherry pie. How sweet.
2. What's the answer to number 1?
uhh . . . pie?
YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!
PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!
A food given to us mortal beings by the Gods themselves. Usually consists of a circular pastry filled with anything from chocolate to blackbirds. Could be compared to a quiche with a pastry lid but quiches are for posh French people whereas pies are universally accepted by anyone. Can also be used as a weapon when thrown. Associated with fat people.
"I like pie and I cannot deny!"
"Give me that pie you fat fucker!"
"You fucking clown if you throw that pie at me I will shove those oversized boots up ur fucking ass!"
"Oi you fatty, cut down on the pies!"
A female, or female sex organ, as in "pussy pie".
Dude let's go get us some pie.
The greatest edible entity currently known to man.
Ahh, I just had some pie. It was better than sex.
Reference to female genitalia!
'dont be shy... show us ya pie!'
The ruler of all things living and dead
guy: LOOK I GOTZ THE PIE!
other guy: OMFG PIE!