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Part of the dumb "pie-cost" joke. Joker: Too bad we don't have a pie-cost.
Victim: What's a pie-cost? Joker: Oh, about six bucks ... (rim-shot) (also, same joke, using "hen-way" (oh, about 3 pounds ...) |
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| 2. | pie-cost | ||
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adjective used to describe something cheap and of poor quality. Worth about $1.20 (the cost of a pie). This term is only used by Maori and Polynesians in Auckland. Nesian: F*** bro, those shoes are pie-cost bro. Don't yous get enough Dole money to buy shoes?
Maori: Nah bro I racks them eh! |
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| 3. | halves | ||
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To split the cost of something.
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| 4. | banapkin | ||
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A hybrid plant bred using the seeds from a banana and a pumpkin. It is grown exclusively in Peasingwold, North Yorkshire (see below).
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The banapkin has a soft leathery outer skin, which is a sort of dirty yellow/orange colour and is usually not eaten. It has an extended spherical shape, not dissimilar to a rugby football except the banapkin is slightly bent (like a boomerang). The inside is soft and delicious. It may be eaten raw, or better cooked (see below). The banapkin is a so called superfood, as many exceptional health benefits are associated with it. -Peasingwold- The village of Peasingwold, North Yorkshire, was belatedly added to the world map when in 1999 a student at Peasingwold technical horticultural college developed a now patented technique to fuse together the seeds of a pumpkin and a banana. The student, Mark Foe, sold his technique to the local working mens club for a pint of John Smiths and a bag of prawn cocktail flavour crisps. The patent is now worth an estimated £350million. In 2005 the AA added Peasingwold to it's list of 3 places to see before you die, where it replaced London. -Physical Properties- Weight (approx): 1 (kg) Volume (approx): 5 (dm-3) Electrical conductivity: 10 (Sm-1) pH: 5 Magnetic permeability: 500 (Hm-1) Refractive index: 4.2 Speed of sound in banapkin: 300,000 (ms-1) Viscosity: 999,999,999 (Pa-s) -Cooking- Although the banapkin may be eaten raw it is... |
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| 5. | Tweet hole | ||
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Courtney Love's big tweet hole cost her big bucks. Kanye West can't keep his tweet hole shut. Kim Kardashian's getting paid every time she opens her tweet hole.
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| 6. | halfsies | ||
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absorbing a cost equally between two people
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| 7. | Zurich | ||
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Largest Swiss city on the face of this planet.
Population is roughly 300,000 and has large foreign proportions (mostly Germans, Italian, American, British). Average income's high and so is cost of living. Beautiful lake, awesome climate. Nice women. Terrific universities. American dude: "Yo dawg. Where them Zurich at? Yo-diggy-dee-doo."
British dude: "Hello fella. The splendid city of Zurich is located by the Lake of Zurich and as you may notice lies in the German-speaking part of Switzerland. Interestingly, Switzerland has four lingual divisions, i.e. parts where French, German, Italian and Romansk are sp..." American dude: "Yo what the dillio is you's tellings me dawg. Shut them mouth of yourz f00. I's them big dawg you feggin Brit. Yo. Dillio. Apple Pie. SUV. Mc D's dawg." Swiss dude: "I cho es huara geile Poppeshaerli." German dude: "What? I didn't get that. Speak German f00." |
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