a weiner of many disguises who likes to take as many schlongs in his gob as physics will allow. He is also partial to sharting his pants and can sometimes be found trying to dispose of his soiled cruddies out of the toilet window of his unfortunate employer.
disguises include recoba (inter milan footballer), neville (harry potter character) pete doherty and some turkish bird with a rather odd shaped mush.
bollox, here comes pidi amin, what a cunny! whats that smell?