Kittle-picturing 

The act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.

Dull man; So I was wandering down the street an...
Kittle-picturer; How fast were you walking?
Dull man; Erm...I don't know, walking speed..anyway I was walking down the stree..
Kittle-picturer; Was the street busy? Were you on the pavement or in the road?
Dull man; ....you don't want to hear the story do you?...are you kittle-picturing?

Kittle-picturing by spider monkey May 19, 2009

pickering middle school 

Pickering Middle School is a middle school located in Lynn Massachusetts. It’s filled with shitty people, snakes, hoes, and bitches. You’ll find all types of shitty people ranging from ghetto to “I remind the teacher we have homework” type of people. The school is downright disgusting and jails probably have better conditions than this.

Bob: Hey, look over there!
Joe: Why what’s that? A jail?
Bob: Nah, it’s just Pickering Middle School.
Joe: Ohhh, I feel bad for those kids.

pickering middle school by thiccbeast January 10, 2018

Brock pickering 

An ugly ass white trash Inbred hick red neck hillbilly who never touched any pussy n got no motion whatsoever that faggot ass lil retarted lil bitch should kill himself

“Hey that’s Brock pickering look at his autistic dyslexic hyena lookin ass let’s go beat his bitchass tf up”

Brock pickering by Lil clit dick wit a vibrater September 26, 2023

Pickering Powerthrust 

During anal sex, when the man moves to the other side of the room, takes a 15 metre running start, and thrusts into his partners ass.

"Woah, my ass hurts today."

"Why's that?"

"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"

Pickering Powerthrust by pohoes December 9, 2008

Piss Posturing 

Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.

The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."

She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.

Piss Posturing by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017

Pickering College 

School in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, surrounded by crackheads. If you go to this school and you aren’t a hick, you’re a hypebeast. Chlamydia and pc boys are interchangeable words.

couldn’t afford to go to sac? welcome to pickering college. what the fuck is a quaker

Pickering College by yoyoyoyooyyooyoyeiuehsvsgw April 28, 2019

Pickering 

To excessively like, comment, and/or post on a Facebook wall in order to create several Facebook notifications resulting in a single person's notifications filling an individual's notification list. Excessive Pickering often results in Facebook placing limitations on a person's Facebook account to limit annoying other users.

Use of the term Pickering is most commonly found in Massachusetts and Rhode Island.

James pickeringed Joey's Facebook by liking everyone's Happy Birthday posts on Joey's wall.

James will always pickering someone's Facebook when he is dating them.

Pickering by Cape Codder May 28, 2014