1) adj. The stage in a relationship that is reached when someone decides that all photographic representation of themselves must prominently display their significant other, especially holiday greeting cards, vacation photographs and their portrait on their blog and/or social networking site, usually inappropriately or in a tacky way and/or often at a stage in the relationship perceived as premature by family and acquaintances, resulting in the disapproval and disgust of others.
2) v. The act of being put into a state of picture-whipped.
Ex. 1) Mark's friends defriended him on facebook because he was too picture-whipped, sending out a cheesy holiday greeting card with him and his user girlfriend of one month dancing like elves.
2) It started with portraits of them together as gifts, but Zach knew his girlfriend was trying to picture-whip him once she changed his desktop background to her portrait, leading him to dump her before the situation lead to his-and-her matching sweaters.
When a boyfriend is so scared of his girlfriend he let's her do anything. Such as, comment on all his facebook picture's and send mean message's to all of his girl-friends on facebook. Also, if you are "whipped" you never seem to get enough ass, so try to please your girlfriend as much as you can. Even if it means hooking up with your bestfriends (that are girls) then quickly dumping them and never talking to them
Britney & Pochontas: Hey What's up?
Jon S: Nothing, my girlfriend wanted me to call you and tell you i can't talk to you guys anymore cause i can't hurt her
Britney: Um ok?
Pochantas: Since when did she have all this control?
Britney: And when did he care about hurting his girlfriend, he hooked up with both of us!
Pochantas: I know this is so wierd
Britney: Damn his ass is whipped
|3.||Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture|
Motion picture released on video in the early 1980s featuring actresses sporting superior posteriors who were partial to penetration per the poop-chute. Historically, "Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture" is the flick that started the anal sex video craze.
"'Hubert, go online and get me a copy of SWEET ASS: THE MOTION PICTURE, will ya baby?'
"He might be pussy-whipped," Tess told the salesman, "but he BELONGS to me!" She hiked up her skirt and farted without shame, just like that. Cubby was appalled but knew he was closing in on the kill."
-- Henry Chinaski, "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" (Black Sparrow Press, 1976)
A mupload is simply a "mobile upload" that you can put on the internet, most commonly Facebook or twitter. All cell phones that have access to the internet can make a mupload. Once you snap the picture on your cell phone, you are immediately given the option to upload your pic to the internet. Instead of saying "I just put a mobile upload pic of you on facebook" it can simply be stated, "I just muploaded a pic of you one facebook."
When my roommate fell out of her bedloft, I immediately whipped out my cell phone and took and picture and sent my mupload to Facebook.
The act of captivating and controlling a male with only the use of your bare breasts.
Xander was Titty-Whipped by Destiney after she showed him a reveling picture of her boobs.
20 scoops of ice cream, 10 scoops of walnuts, 4 ladles of hot fudge, 4 bananas, 3 chocolate chip cookies, 2 scoops of 4 toppings, 1 giant fudge brownie and whipped cream. Purchase this at Ben and Jerry's.
Dude we went to Ben and Jerry's and got a vermonster. We (4) ate it in less than 10 minutes and got our picture taken and hung up on the wall. ownt.
A formulaic motion picture, an uninspired, by the book (or by the numbers) "B" movie.
"Montgomery Tully, that phenomenally fast British directing machine, whipped up another espionage programmer with 1964's Master Spy."
"Then, sheriff Brown doubles as an ornery outlaw to capture an ornery outlaw, as well as take the fancy of a preacherwoman and a singer in the B-western programmer "Rogue of the Range" (1937)."
"Dull programmer, redeemed by the title song and 1 powerful sequence"
"They tried a few more oater series starring the likes of Rod Cameron and Kirby Grant, but Universal lost interest in doing cowboy films and opted to phase themselves out of the B western programmer."
"This doesn't come across as a formulaic programmer. It has plenty of tension."
"The set-pieces are nothing overly spectacular or original (the film's concluding piece is right out of CLIFFHANGER), but as a formulaic programmer, you could do a lot worse--call it a good popcorn movie."
"This formulaic programmer, about a young shipbuilder who forgoes a union-protected job (talk about crazy) in a Maryland shipyard for a crack at the nearby U.S. Naval Academy, qualifies loosely as drama."