| 1. | picture-owning | ||
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A stupid trend on Myspace that is when someone puts a picture on, their friends comment it and say "I own!". Gay. Anyways, them myspace addits can also put in the captions "Ashley owns" or somthin. -(picture comment)"I love this pic! Can I own it?"
-(picture captions) "Ashley owns" -"Ashley is already picture-owning that pic. Own the other one" |
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| 2. | Twitter bomb | ||
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The act of tricking your followers into thinking they are about to see one picture but end up seeing something totally unexpected. Thus, owning the hell out of them. You read your friends twitter saying "OMG My new range rover just got smashed by a pick up truck!! picture link"
You click the link expecting to see their new car owned but you end up seeing a black penis infest with herpes. You just got twitter bombed bitch! Note: the picture can be anything random. Doesn't have to be grotesque. |
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| 3. | destroyation | ||
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to completely and utterly destroy someone beyond belief. this is the idea of an amazingly epic act of destroying such as in a facebook or myspace comment off. the whole idea about destroyation is to make the person you are trying to kill verbally feel absolutely and completely terrible about themselves. destroy own pwn epic revenge if someone leaves a completely unneccesary and ridiculously stupid comment on a picture or on the wall of your facebook or myspace, you leave a comment that is so amazing and thought out...that every person that reads that will feel their insides slowly rotting out and their self esteem drop down to the fiery depths of hell. this is the perfect way to own someone with epic revenge.
"On friday night, I did some ill destroyation on Kari's picture comment. That fucking cunt got pwned." |
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| 4. | Xulio | ||
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A Xulio is a male that closely resembles a frog's penis. By this I do not mean he is the gentile of an amphibian, but more or less his efforts produces little things that mean a whole lot.
A Xulio can also be identified as a Fax Machine. He is essential in any productive want of accomplishment, and when I call his cell phone sometimes it emanates sounds of a Fax Machine. Xulio’s social life can be identified as a small group of people that open up to him, but he doesn’t open up to many. Xulio’s are the most amazing man you’ll ever meet. He is not only caring and will do anything for the woman (or man? :]) that he loves, but shows it in a fairytale, picture-perfect way. He blows his spouses mind away. Xulio’s have Smiley Spoons and are part of the RainbowMermaCorn Committee. He also is a close relative of the prehistoric Mr.X.Asoarus.Rex. Hey, did you see that Xulio?! He is a frog-penis-like fax machine, understanding stud-muffin, Spiley-spoon-owning RainbowMermaCorn Mr.X.A.Soarus.Rexing Dinosoar!! :D
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| 5. | McStoner | ||
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A very suave gentlemen. Someone you could picture owning and running a casino or a car dealership. A McStoner is someone who is very smooth with all of the ladies and top dog among his friends. Women break up with their boyfriends for not being a McStoner. Everyone would want to strive to be more like a McStoner. Oh my gosh, look at McStoner surrounded by all of those women over there!
Why can't you just be more like McStoner?! |
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| 6. | Uncle J Dawg | ||
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Also known as Josh Ramsay. Lead singer of a fantastic band called Marianas Trench. Known for candy apple pants, owning way too many guitars, and tweeting later than is socially acceptable. Beware when he has a mustache. He's also awesome. Like really awesome. Did you see that picture Uncle J Dawg tweeted of him and the Stuttering Wise Man?
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| 7. | killdit | ||
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The act of owning a situation; completion of race; finishing a rigorous workout; getting a promotion; being awesome. A viral hashtag of people being epic. #killdit Guy 1: How about that game last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, they killdit. Guy 1: Did you just see that girl walk by? (hot girl) Guy 2: Yeah, she killdit. Finishing a yummy steak. (Picture of 20oz. Steak) #killdit |
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