| 1. | Brand Name Pickup Lines | ||
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Pickup lines that refer to brand names Brand Name Pickup Lines
-Do you work at UPS because I could have sworn you were checking out my package -Do you work at Subway because you just sold me a footlong -Do you want to taste the rainbow, cuz i have some skittles in my mouth -Did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you are lookin magically delicious -Do you work at cingular, because you're rasin' my bar |
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| 2. | bad pickup lines | ||
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Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex. Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.
I scraped my knees falling for you. You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious. Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout. I lost my number. Can I have yours? You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me? Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression) |
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| 3. | the prince | ||
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alternatly used for the fresh prince of bel-air.
through out the series people called him "the prince" or "prince". also used as a nickname for someone that uses way to many pickup lines. eg. "yo baby u so fine. i wana plant u and grow a whole field of yall"
"wats that guys name?" "his names Bronson but they call him the prince." |
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| 4. | pickup line | ||
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A corny line theoretically used to pick up women.
Most Interesting Man In the World (according to Dos Equis)
"Pickup lines - there is a time and a place fore that. The time is never. You can figure out the place." |
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| 5. | digital courage | ||
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The courage a man gets to strike up a forward conversation with a woman or the courage to hit on her--attained only through being able to sit behind a computer screen. Digital courage is also developed when a man is attempting to converse with a woman that he knows is more likely to respond because they are on the same let's-hookup-and-fuck site. Similar to liquid courage, women are also subject to digital courage. Five-foot Phil normally didn't hit on women in public. However, digital courage made him hit on every woman in the chat room as if he were a six-foot black man.
Those using digital courage to hit on women may use crude and forward pickup lines such as: "Lookin sexy ;) what are you doin tonight?" "It seems I live up the road from you, you should come to my room ;)" "Damn baby you got too much ass for your own good. Wanna come over and share it with me?" "I'm here... and you're here... so that means we both just wanna fuck. What'dya say?" |
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| 6. | Achievers | ||
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A term used to describe a group of males who view their sexual accomplishments as "achievements." Originating in the greater Detroit Michigan area, a member of the achievers is commonly known to ask a female if she would "like to be achieved" instead of using traditional pickup lines. Jay: Yo dawg you think shes ready for The Achievers?Jason: By the way she just looked over here I'd have to say yes, she would like to be achieved.
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| 7. | jump over the ottoman | ||
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A female pickup line indicating a desire to have a threesome with two guys. The girl lays across an ottoman while she is sucking one guy's penis and is being penetrated either vaginally or anally by the other guy. When the two guys switch positions they jump over the ottoman. "Hey guys! Let's go back to my place and jump over the ottoman."
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