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9.
A pickup line is cheesy line that most guys use, and women feel bad for them....
guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
girl:*gives him a wierd look...(thinks thats a horrible pickup line)*
guy:*thinking it was a good look* do you wanna come to my appartment(cause these guys don't have houses)...
girls:*laughs* sure(this is going to be funny/nothing better to do)....
by Amanda69 April 28, 2006
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1.
A one-line come on that can sometimes be effective, but usually comes off as cheesy and stupid.
A few examples of pick-up lines are:
"I'm gonna stick my tongue so far down your esophagus, you're gonna need CPR."
"I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?"
"Did your dad have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you've got great eyes."
"You look flustered! You should lay down on me."
by Katy December 25, 2003
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2.
Something people say to get ass.
Wanna have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!
by Jen January 07, 2004
300 156
 
3.
A line you use to get a woman
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
by chloroform is cool June 18, 2004
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4.
a normally bad way to pick up girl
Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
by Mike October 12, 2005
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5.
Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.
Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?
by Agra April 01, 2004
179 94
 
6.
does NOT help pick up girls..
sample pick up lines:

(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.

those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.

if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

can i read your t-shirt in brail?

you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.

drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)

i'd look good on you.
by pinkslips April 09, 2007
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7.
A pick-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for sex, romance, or dating.

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Examples of some popular pick up lines:

Let's make life fabric softener and snuggle.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Are you a magnet? Cause I'm attracted to you.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?

POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here! What are your other two wishes?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
by RissaBrooke August 07, 2009
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